What the fuck happened here?

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Where is it? How do I (Howard's End, Forster) connect? What have you done?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, I don't understand your banter.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Get down from there. You'll frighten the vicar. Put down that halberd you Brytthonic maniac.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

There is the cow. Whether I live or die there will still be the cow, chewing. Oh, Maurice! SWOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

― Will McKenzie, Friday, 23 April 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

We had a teacher called Mordecai who used to throw fits (literally) and cry, "Oh, the goats! The goats!"

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 24 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

We gave our teacher a nervous breakdown. In the middle of maths, he said "Behave yourself, I'm just popping out" and we never saw him again.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 24 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We gave TAD (T.A.Davies) one of those. Or was it a heart-attack? Anyway, he didn't look well.

My question was referring to this site. Where's everything gone? Is everything, always, to be this ephemeral? If so, what's the fucking point? Oh dear. TAD, move over.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 24 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought being ephemeral WAS the point. It's pop, innit.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 24 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But there's some good trash been trashed. I came across this site through the Guardian. The I Love Books thread. Where the fuck's that gone? And Ask a Drunk? That had some cracking stuff on it. Even Ask Dr Freud, though I used to simply take the piss out of ignorant Yanks, for the most part. Where has it all gone? Is it still there, floating in the ether somewhere? Pop be fucked. Didn't realise this was a disposable cardboard camera. As in, fill the reel then chuck the whole fucking thing away. Never mind developments. Bollocks to you small-wits. Fuck you.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rangers.siegler.net/images/players/sammysosa/sosa-head.jpg

That's how you connect, muthafucka.

― Verbal (Verbal), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

What d'you mean "wheres it gone"? The boards are all still there.

How confusing.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It went away because you were bad, Dorien.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 25 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jigint.com/games/happypill/

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 25 April 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a test of the Message Board Conversation System. What you are seeing is an illusion. If this had been an actual message board, you would've been prompted to type out thoughtful and concise opinions about all manner of topics and issues. This is only an illusion.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

just play with the pills.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

But not the red pill!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 25 April 2004 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooops. Too Late.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

So, Mr Anderssonnn.....

(... get.. coat)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, they're all still there. Yes, I can hear the snickering coming from behind me. I'm used to it. But, and I shall make this as simple as I can. HOW. DO. I. FIND. THEM?

And Verbal. You meet me on a street, well away from a security camera, and you are fucking dead. This board is so cleverclever. Arty farty nonces for the most part. With honourable exceptions. With whom I should like to continue my discourse. Now. Would you kindly quit the Grammar School playground bullshit, and HELP?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Sunday, 25 April 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Does "fuck off and help me" get you anywhere most days? I really hope you work in customer service.

Even if you didn't realize what the ilxor.com link at the top of every page was, it might have occurred to you to erase everything after the slash in the little bar on your browser up there and go exploring.

Would you kindly quit the Grammar School playground bullshit, and GO AWAY, then?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 25 April 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Agreed. Dorien, if it wasn't for the lovely people here, AAD would be homeless.

I'd just like to apologise on behalf of AAD Megacorps for the outburst of the rank tit above, he's been all over AAD like a rash, lowering the tone and generally being a wazzock.

Dorien, if you don't like it here then kindly fuck off. Child.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he'll die, that'd be funny

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hee. You guys.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 26 April 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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