Morning Radio DJ's: C/D, S/D

It's possible to have thoughtful, enlightening discussion on breakfast radio, and it works. By contrast, flicking over to a station loaded with nonsense competitions and forced repartee makes me vomit all up the windscreen, causing me to crash into other cars and die.

At first it sounds like classic morning-zoo radio: A host plays ringleader, telling stories and jokes, while a couple of sidekicks chime in and laugh a lot. The banter is peppered with sound effects, like the noise of a guy vomiting. There are snappy jingles and lots of running gags.

The format of "Johnny Stone in the Morning," heard weekdays here on WAWZ, "Star" 99.1 FM, is familiar. The content -- to anyone accustomed to radio shows like "Don and Mike" or "Opie and Anthony" -- is not.

"I've got five phrases here, and you've got to tell us whether they're Bible or not," says Stone one recent morning, talking to a caller named Stephanie. She knows the rules and she's ready to play.

"The tree is known by its fruit," Stone reads aloud.

There's a pause.

"Bible," answers Stephanie.

A you-are-correct ding is heard, then a surprising amount of joy in the studio.

"B-I-B-L-E," sings Stacey Stone, Johnny's wife and the show's news reader, "yes, that's the book for me!"

"I stand alone on the word of God!" shouts David Dein, the show's self-described wisenheimer, who for the moment sounds like a very earnest cheerleader. "B-I-B-L-E, Bible!"

these days its Nicky Campbell and Sheila Fogerty on Five Live. I like it.

Haven't got a TV at the moment, having to listen to radio. Nicky Campbell is abso-fucking-lutely unbearable.

With the exception of one or two ilxors, I have never encountered anyone who over-estimated their own intelligence more than Nicky Campbell.