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Do you scrape your toast when you burn it?

a) Yes, I do.

b) No, but I'd like to start.

c) No, I don't get the point of that.

d) Maybe I do, maybe I don't. What's it to you?

― Debito (Debito), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hell no

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I throw it away. It still tastes burnt even when you scrape it.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

whats wrong with burnt?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's burnt.

I scrape it, but I think i'll try Dom's method next time this pops up.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dom = wasteful cunt

Remember this is a personality test.

― Debito (Debito), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I needed this test to tell me that?

Burnt toast gives you cancer, anyway. Everyone knows that.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

that's true. So does smoked fish.

This whole anti-smoking thing is totally misplaced. we ought to be dealing with the epidemic of burnt toast and smoked fish related disease.

― Debito (Debito), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I throw it away too, not because I'm a wasteful cunt, but as punishment to myself for being a forgetful cunt who burns toast.

― Verbal (Verbal), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Burnt == Good

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

burnt popcorn is the best.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, the answer is bubble gum.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't make toast.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not going well.

― Debito (Debito), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

And I never make burnt toast. I always have the toaster set at one of the lighter settings possible without getting into the "um, you might as well have never put the bread into the toaster in the first place" realm of settings. Never a burnt piece.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even have a toaster. I bake my toast. I'm not lying.

― Debito (Debito), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, I've tried to do that before. No worries.

(I actually prefer using the stove for most things, including many things that people would use to microwave to do, such as warm up leftover pizza. So I would understand the impulse, if this indeed was an impulse instead of necessity.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Toast is evil, like cereal. It encourages over-consumption. Hence my toastlessness.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

toast, cereal, microwave popcorn = samantha's diet

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

microwave popcorn is a good thing!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 25 April 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could develop as healthy an eating regime as Sam's.

I have a pop-up toaster, so don't burn my toast, on the rare occasions I eat it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 April 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

If I burn the toast I just whack some smoked fish on it. Oh, and have a fag to take the taste away. Is this wrong?

― winterland, Sunday, 25 April 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer my toast burnt

― Dadaismus (Dada), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't burn my toast.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 25 April 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My toaster is the most evil appliance in the universe - it burns the edges of my toast, and leaves the centre virtually untouched. It doesn't matter where I put the toast in the toaster, this always happens. I have a evil sentiant toaster.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 25 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I like making toast on winter evenings in front of a roaring log fire. Last time I tried to do this I couldn't find the toasting fork though, so I had to make an emergency one out of an old wire coat hanger.

Can we talk about crumpets as well? They're lovely.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 25 April 2004 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the taste of burnt toast, particularly covered in cream cheese.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 April 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm... if it's not too burnt I scrape, otherwise I chuck and replace.

― mei (mei), Sunday, 25 April 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends how burnt it looks, if its too dark I'll scrape some off but not everything.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 25 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

e) I rarely make toast.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/images/products/114/images/toaster.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.edirectory.co.uk/cooks_corner/pages/moreinfoa.asp%3FRecordID%3DFEEBJ%26companyid%3D114&h=1910&w=1368&sz=161&tbnid=LZAlSN4otFUJ:&tbnh=149&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddualit%2Btoaster%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8

This is a picture of my toaster, which I had no idea was so bloody expensive (we won it in a competition). It is the best toaster ever, and toast never burns or sticks in it. I have no idea how any of this relates to my personality though. I think I would bin burnt toast.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently my toaster is a little red cross. Oh well. It's very nice.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer my toast burnt

Mmmmmm, carbony.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 26 April 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is your toaster a Dualit (when it's not being a little red x), Ailsa? They're fantastic.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I don't have a toaster. I don't even have an oven. I have a fish broiler. I use my fish broiler to toast my bread, so it smells a bit like fish.

This is serious.

― Debito (Debito), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't make toast. Toast is so wrong. It is even more wrong than bread, which I hate.

― Super-Kate (kate), Monday, 26 April 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually toast in a little toaster oven, putting the butter on before it goes in, so I think this keeps it from burning.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 26 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

How about

e)I don't really eat toast?

― mandee, Monday, 26 April 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

This one was fun: http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/

(One day I will carefully read what forum a given thread belongs to before bumping it. My apologies.)

― c21m50nh3x460n, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

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