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Here's where we anticipate the return of our favorite pro-skateboarding-HS dropout-self-made millionaire-parent abusing-assholish would-be jock-hot lil' thang's pointless television show.

Pimp my what? That's what I thought. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(also pls note how I've learned my lesson re: starting threads about MTV shows.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

kneel down benaeth my ... o wait.

― :|, Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

is he really a tool, or does he just play one on TV?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

being a tool is in the eye of the beholder. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

so, yes.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

he could be a tool for me anytime. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand what the appeal is. Last time I heard, you were not a 13 year old testosterone-filled boy. What is it that you like about him?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i misread this title as "Vulva La Bam"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He's naughty. I want to teach him a thing or two.

And then make him skate his little heart out for me.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Bam Margera sucks, bring back Nurse Stephanie.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT TEH VIVA LE BAMM TO PIMP MY RIED

― andrew 'dean!' clay (deangulberry), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

those guys on viva la bam remind me of the assholes i hated in high school who werent jocks, but weren't necessarily cool. just basically dickweeds.

however, these dickweeds done good and are all richer than me. perhaps thats my problem.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The West Chester crew reminds me of all the stoners/skaters I seceretly lusted after in junior high/high school.

My smallish DVD collection is about 80% cKy or straight-up skate.

*sigh*

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ah so it's a bad boy thang. you lusted after that type in HS, but c'mon you're over 30 now! ;)

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm *just* 30!

we all have our little peccadilloes no?

My skateboarder lust was safely tucked away for the majority of my adulthood. I watched Jackass with my boyfriend and/or brother, only mildly amused. Then one day a year or two ago it just hit me like a rush of early-pregnancy hormones:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE GUYS ARE H-O-T-T HOTT!!

I've been a slave ever since.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well i can't argue logically against hormones. god knows I've crushed on people who, if I were thinking with a clear head, make me wanna vomit.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it when women talk about how much they find someone or something hot. It's so...hot.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's okay, but it's no Jackass. That train has flown.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

People who spend their entire day stoned, watching Jackass and playing Tony Hawk: C/D?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the children are our future

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

and Vin Diesel's extreme hijinks shall father them

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

his new house looked f'in incredible. except for the HIM portrait over the fireplace.

everything else was fantastic.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 26 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

HIM sucks and BAM sucks for making HIM trendy. Viva La Bam is way lazy except for Dicamillo who is still top notch. But everything else is "lets see how much money Bam can waste on a sketch" which is lame. Wildboyz is way cooler cuz Pontious us an awesome host/narrator and animals are fucking cool.

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Monday, 26 April 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Don't Feed Phil Day episode was fucking funny as shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 April 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i really don't dig wildboyz that much. the animals and locales are pretty good but you can only watch Steve-o get bit/stung on the ass so many times before it loses its appeal.

I agree about HIM. Bam's musical tastes are not up to par imo but he makes up for it in other ways. :)

lets see how much money Bam can waste on a sketch"

See I love this part. Waste that MTV money! Better spent by him than on plastic surgery to make some dumb chick look like Pamela Anderson.

(Bam hataz need to step off my thread, yo.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 26 April 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

So I was going to post an image of Bambam from the Fl1ntsones, and I did a ggl img src, and the first thing that came up with dirty dirty p0rn. Starring pebb1es and bambam.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 26 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

For real yo, I'd much rather Bam blow MTV's proverbial wad on Rake Yohn et al pillaging grocery stores than pimping some poor self-esteemless girl's face.

x-post the internet never ceases to amaze

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

last time i was home i saw bam walk into a telephone poll

cathartic

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

don vito was in town last week. showed up at a bar where my coworkers hang out and ended up groping one of them, then strangling her when she wouldn't let him, then headbutting 50% of the people in the bar.

what a great guy.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

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