I *will* sleep on these sheets before I die. Help?

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Barry White put out a mediocre album in 1980 entitled "Sheet Music." The cover (see image) depicts sheets printed with the score/sheet music to the title track. *Apparently* sets of these very sheets were also available through mail order to the label.
Anyone ever spot a set? I wouldn't mind laying my head down on these satin pilllowcases...

http://www.musicmerchant.com/07464362081.jpg

http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/barrywhite_sheetmusic.gif

― SatinKnights, Monday, 26 April 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You can get anything you want printed on cloth. In LA you just go down to the garment district and start talking. That's how PopDefect got the Burgie fabric. Just check your local equivalent.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But...they, like, really existed. Like, you could, like, really order them. Anyone seen the originals (parents' bed? babysitter's closet? neighbor's laundry? brothel's "quiet room")?
If not, I could travel to LA to the garment district - though to submit to this particular desire would shove more important fantasies off my list.

― SatinKnights, Monday, 26 April 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure you could do it by mail.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Who buys used sheets? Ick.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I must say, the words "Sheet Music" have an entirely different connotation for me....

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

as in "in-between-the..."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

why would you specifically wanna sleep on THOSE sheets? you'd think that by this time, they'd be all covered in years of Manilow skeet skeet skeet...

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

nah a very long and juicy story i don't think i even told Kate ;-)

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hee hee, but what if it WASNT an xpost?!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! i promise you i did not do barry manilow!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleach?

― SatinKnights, Monday, 26 April 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you pour bleach on Barry Manilow?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

huh? bleach? no the juicy story has nothing to do with anybody doing anybody!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i may have told Ned at one point. i forgot. no it's a lurid celeb-tainted drug story.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm....drugged taints...

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 26 April 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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