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Underneath our clothes, we are all naked.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

We are born, and we die, but in between we are alive.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

These are all great if you read them in a Yoda voice.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

There are winners and losers in this crazy world--here's hoping you're one of them.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone is born between piss and shit.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

These are all great if you read them in a Yoda voice.

They also work in a Bill and Ted stylee, like when they are quoting lyrics at Socrates.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. It's very cold in space.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Alighting a train is like emerging from a capsule: Once you leave, you're no longer there.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Be not nobody.

― LC, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

A wise man posesses the knowledge which you lack.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

In my hands is where I hold the world.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Eyes are for seeing, ears are for hearing.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheep at night, shepherd's delight. Dead sheep in the morning, shepherd's warning.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus ca change, plus c'est
la meme chose. (Ah now you see:
Geddy Lee, c'est moi.)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You may think you're hurting inside, but if you tear off every layer of skin on your body and douse yourself in chlorine you'll hurt on the outside too.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ancient chinese saying:
"Man who stands on toilet, high on pot"

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You got to hustle.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Confucious say: Man with one hand in pocket is having a ball.

― fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

curt1ss - classic! i may use this in my daily life!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Every minute, we're a minute closer to dying.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Money does not matter: Unless it's yours.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yesterday never comes tomorrow.

(I always thought that would make a great title for a James Bond flick).

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Today was yesterday's tomorrow and is tomorrow's yesterday.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Tomorrow's tomorrow is the day after tomorrow.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

...and yesterday's yesterday was the day before yesterday.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Technically, yes, but if spoken on a Monday or Tuesday it would be last weekend.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Life is bigger than you.

And you are not me.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

to be understood is a luxury.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Inviting though it may be, drink ye not from the far side of the cup.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Wherever you go...there you are.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Behold my finger, for I have made you look.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The glass empty of water is yet full of emptiness. The glass full of water is yet empty of emptiness.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is it.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It is it, and that is all.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't have to be smart to be dumb.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It can't be helped.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

At the end of the day, we are who we are, and that won't change.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You're never too old to be old.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps this is not the beginning of the end, but rather the end of the beginning.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

All roads lead to hot chicks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

All roads leading to hot chicks are really deadends.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Consider the liquids, for they are runny.

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You always find something in the last place you look. *

*(actually, this isn't quite true - I have found that if you keep on looking after you find something, sometimes you get two of them)

― jazz odysseus (jazz odysseus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

White people are born with one foot in the groove.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It is what it is.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread bristles with as yet untapped comic potential.

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the race goes not to the swift, but to the winner

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Many paths, many choices.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

stop trying, you're already fucked.

― Debito (Debito), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The mauled hand returns not willingly into the mouth of the slavering dog.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You cannot eat a book.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

What is ham but that which ham is?

― dean!dean!dean (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"You cannot eat a book."

Patently untrue. It may not be good for you but it is possible. Very much like pork rinds (which I never have and never will eat).

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Do or do not, especially when stoned.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Only a fool would put a rooster on his head and call it a cap.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Its it. What is it? Its it.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugarcubes to thread.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I was quoting Faith No More ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Never forget you are as unique as the next person.

― Echo75, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If no doors are open to you, you will have to use windows.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Death comes to all.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

watch out for words, they trip you up.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

There is only one way to ride a horse.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

you've got to fight with the cock you've got.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ensure you close your tags

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The only way to do it is the right way.

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

A Broken leg hurts less if it's not yours.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

All assertions are confining and are therefore false.

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

A condemned man's last cigarette is never filter tipped.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You cannot blow a goat.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Clocks are big, machines are heavy"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

All assertions are confining and are therefore false.
-- Prude

Prude, you just ended your golden run of genius posts. See, that post is self contradictory, not self-evident. Am I drunk? Yes.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

See a penny, pick it up, all day long, you'll have a penny.

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Music makes the bourgeois and the rebel

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Where there's a will, there's a greedy relative.

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

time is never time at all.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Prude, you just ended your golden run of genius posts.

I didn't know I'd even begun!

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

when love is lost there's always the promise of more of the same.

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

a crying baby cannot be soothed by playing the boredoms.

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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