these people are ridiculous

I look forward to further posts.

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This guy has written us about a dozen similar ones over the years.

editor's note: i'm not sure what she's talking about

These are clearly the folks planning to vote for Bush.

S'wounds, some foolhardy people are breeding out there.

2) A lot of these questions are legitimate.

3) Even if the first two aren't tru, in most of these e-mails these people are sharing personal information with you which makes them vulnerable. And I don't find making fun of people when they are vulnerable is particularly worthy of kudos.

Nah, there's always something to rip shit on ;)

I've no doubt the original askers of the questions think they are legitimate, but how many of these questions make any sense at all? I think it's both pitiful and pretty damned funny.

I beg to differ.

1.) Illiteracy is tragic and funny.

2.) The legitimacy of the questions does not make them any less funny.

3.) The identities of these people have not been disclosed. They are not, therefore, vulnerable to us in any real way.

Just because I'm laughing or seriously worried doesn't mean I'm incapable of realizing my own shit stinks. Humor should not be ruled to harshly by morality or we will all end up earnest, little glum drones. Metfigga is legitimately amused and bemused by their queries and he should have as much fun as any other ILXor posting about the way he earns his daily bread.

in fact i'm not going to argue any of the points you've made. all i can do is tell you why i feel that perhaps these emails should be shared (i'm not saying i will and i'm not going to continue to do so here).

our global population is soaring and perhaps, albeit unlikely, perhaps information such as this can help bring attention to the fact that many of the folks having children out there aren't fully prepared to do so. i've read thousands of emails like these in my work and i'm lead to believe that folks simply aren't receiving the education they need about sex ed, pregnancy, and parenting.

i don't know where i'm going with this and i never intended to get into it. if there were some way for these emails to help increase funding for programs like planned parenthood and the like, then, yes, i think it would be wise to make them public. obviously none of that is going to happen by sharing them here, so, thanks for helping me do what's right.

OK I'm sorry but this is fucking hysterical.

B: Please don't listen to Alex.