Dog Latin's UK Newshound: Interplanetary Buggery Causes 2004 To Be Cut Short

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This just in: 2004 is to be cut short. After a three day summer, we are to revert back to winter in what astroboffs are calling "a buggeration of the planetary system". New Years Day is to happen next Sunday when we will go straight into the winter of 2005. Revellers will be disappointed as all New Year celebrations will be cancelled as the Queen has a poorly tummy.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my response to thread announcement: fair exhange is no robbery

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 29 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's only fair that we have a nice British summer this year to make up for the awfulness of last year.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i was half asleep in the car on the way back from france after a business trip when a scottish presenter's voice filtered it's way through my dreams the other week. it said:

"last year we had a very, very hot summer. but this year meteorologists have predicted that it's going to be MISERABLE!"

It filled me with so much hope for the year I can tell you. I really enjoyed last weekend but it wasn't enough. I'm sick of being splashed by cars on the way to and from work, skidding and slipping around on my bike, my hair going lank, sitting around in wet clothes at work and the general frustration of not being able to go outside for fresh air without looking like i had a fight with a fire engine. WHERE IS THE SUNSHINE?!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 April 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Don't understand the premise of this thread

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps, but I didn't detect any clear weaknesses

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 13 July 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Hmmm.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 15 August 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

SOUTHALL NO...!

― MPx4A, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

concern troll

― DG, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

I feel it coming on again, just like it did before

― MPx4A, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, was this the result of a dream?

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

Matt DC's sharpening his knives.

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works?

― conrad, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

I prefer to use a hammer these days.

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

Crusha reference gives it a charmingly autobiographical slant

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 10:49 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Always good to lol at one of your old posts when you look back on it

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.whufc.com/javaImages/31/cb/0,,12562~3459889,00.jpg
I prefer to use a hammer these days.

― MPx4A, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe a less rapey Hammer than that. Lucas Neill will do.

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

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