This is NOT your girlfriend's moisturizer!

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I just watched MTV for the first time in a while and saw TWO different defensive ads for moisturizers for guys. One involved a badass football player and the other repeatedly noted how tough the moisturizer was compared to that sissy-ass shit your beeyatch is using.

Are there more examples of companies trying to butch up metrosexuality floating around?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sissy enough for a woman, yet made for a man."

...that really comes out wrong. (Ergo, right.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is NOT your girlfriend's anal probe"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Though if you ask nicely..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey, I'll have a babysham"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Burning Flames, the bikini wax per homme"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Water is the essence of moisture.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly these ads should just go all the way:

(Scene: manly 24-hour fitness workout gym shower)

BIFF: Hey, Bob, how ya doin'?

BOB: I can't get the smooth complexion I need, Biff.

BIFF: Have you used 10CC Moisturizer for Men?

BOB: What's that, Biff?

BIFF: It's NOT your girlfriend's moisturizer...but it can be.

BOB: Great! Show me how it works!

(Closeup on bottle while blurred figures in background strike curious poses.)

VOICEOVER: 10CC For Men. You'll never run out.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Madge! I jerked off with it!"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"just like using your own skeet, only incrementally less stickier -- based on the rejunative powers of your own precious essences..."

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I use Oil of Olay and I don't give a shit!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That's some powerful stuff, Clarke. (Now I need to tell you about the Riesling we had the other night...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe I should stop using it and age myself a bit -- I need people in the wine shop not to think I'm some whippersnapper with no drinking experience (which admittedly I pretty much am!).

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, of course that's not my girlfriend's moisturizer... That's not my girlfriend.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 29 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"You don't use her Douche.... So why use her moisturizer"?

― craig hanzelka (craig hanzelka), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahah

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"You may secretly dress in her pretty, pretty underthings, but you need something stronger for your wetness needs"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 30 April 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/71961.gif

The fragance of this crap is called "Really Ripped Abs." I am not even joking with you, kids.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What fun we have in life.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 30 April 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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