Ugly babies

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Have you ever had a close encounter with an ugly baby, or even, been asked to love one?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This is my rather poor attempt at an Andy Grasshopper-type thread.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was pulled from the womb with special pliers that made my head a bit stretchy for a while, but I flattened out.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

see: "Feathers" by Raymond Carver

― stolenbus (stolenbus), Thursday, 29 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

alex, what is ILX threads that appeared on episodes of Seinfeld?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

.....unfortunately, my face never flattened out

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Take heart, your face is awesome!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

A really handsome ex-boyfriend of mine used to tell me that he was an ugly baby and I always used to laugh, until his mother showed me a picture of him at six months old and I saw that he really had been quite hideous. His mother said she was so embarrassed to take him out in the pram when he was a kid that she used to cover his face with a blanket, which I thought was a bit mean.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam, you're doing well, but it should be: "Have you ever dropped a baby out of sheer ugliness?"

― andy, Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't know how much that means to me.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The other day I was around hundreds of the most ugly people ever; it seemed to me that all the babies were adorable and some of them only became ugly after age 2 or 3.

― Dan I., Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

They were all going round with baby photos attached to their lapels or you just hung around this place a very long time?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

does anybody really say "your face is awesome?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but more in the 'terrifying' sense than as a compliment.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I just said it, so they do now!

I have been known to say "hey, nice nose" to total strangers.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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