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Knock Knock

― knocker, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Orange!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(my all-time favourite)

knock knock

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

no no no no no...
Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there....
Me: Orange

see you got it all screwed up

― knocker, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

who's there

― knocker, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

fishy

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Me!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Me Orange!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

fishy who

oops..oops

― knocker, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

For goodness sake.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

fishy who clown

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I should go. I...I think I'm in the wrong joke.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr Who thats who!!

― Frank Swedehead, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

knock knock

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

*ding dong*

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

who's there?

ether.

ether who?

ether bunny.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

good one lauren

― knocker, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was always frightened of the Ether Bunny as a child. He'd lure you with candy and then press the mask to your face and when you woke up you'd be naked and painted all sorts of pastel colors.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

lauren tewes?

xpost

Pastel Hues?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

don't worry, michael. remember the long form of that joke? more ether bunnies show up at the door, only to meet their doom when the cargo arrives: cargo beep beep and run over all the ether bunnies.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Knock knock

Hues there?

Pastel

Aaaargh!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wait for the cargo in a room filled with evil Ether Bunnies. I'll come out looking like some light colored Faberge egg with a propensity for screaming.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock Rock
Hues there?
Hues Corporation
(garbled pun)
Rock the Boat, that's who.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't, Rock the Boat, baby.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Baby Huey?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick, Ether Bunny, get him!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Reading the thread, with the question marks .. it ocurs to me that that isn't the way know knock jokes go..

It isn't:
Knock Knock
Who's there?

It's more like:
Knock Knock
Who's there.

.. As if the person answering with "who's there" could not be more bored or care less who the fuck is there. Just an observation...

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Know knock = knock knock, obv.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://intellectualize.org/images/bunny2.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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