Television Theme Restaurants

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SO, here in Seattle we have a restaurant called the Fox Sports Grill. The goal of which is apparently to try to re-create the awful tackiness of Fox Sports in a restaurant. So this is the thread where you come up with other TV Themed Eat-atoriums. I will start. Apologies to people without TVs or people in other countries who have never heard of these channels and shows.

Bravo's Queer Eye for the Stir Fry
Hannity and Colmes' Peanuts and Gum Shack
USA's Jerky Trailer
O! My, It's a Fusion Restaurant!
MTV2's MTVRestaurant2
TNT's Brazilian Beef Hut
Animal Planet

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

HGTV Shit on a Shingle

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

USA Network's Red, White & Blue Lobster

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

E!'s Bulimia Shack

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"the Scoffice"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Abraham Lincoln Eats It: A History Channel Restaurant

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"the Bill"

(it's very expensive, you see)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sundance Channel's Philip Seymour Hotcakes!

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"1600 House" - where dogs roam the dining room and patrons are expected to wipe their hands on the tablecloths

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Newsbite" - when you order your waiter argues testily with you

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ex-treme Eating" - where someone impersonating your ex ruins your dinner by bringing up old arguments

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pig's Feet Under" - all dishes served on a bed of sliced pork shin

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Smokyflan" - an experimental Japanese dessert bar

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sex and the Ziti"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Winefeld" - boasting a full range of Long-Island burgundies

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Bass in Your Face, an Outdoor Network Seafoodery

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Slaw and Larder

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut Up and Eat, from the makers of "The O'Reilly Factor"

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Game of the Week"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Monk" - where the waitrons ensure that the wine in your glass is always at exactly the same level as everyone else's and your cutlery is replaced between every bite

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Slaw and Larder: Special Chickens Unit

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

CSI: Prime Beef Investigation

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

We think we're good but wait til Paul shows up

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"M*U*S*H"

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Have I Got Shrews For You"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Meet the Cress"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Suddenly Raisins"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

where raisin dishes arrive, supposedly unexpectedly

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's got... raisins in it. You like raisins."

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Man I don't watch enough television to be any good at this thread.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

haha me neither but it's exam time here in Brixton

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

RALF - where everything is hilariously disgusting

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

On that note I'm going out to dinner... I'll keep my thinking cap on while I'm eating seafood though. Maybe I'll come up with something.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who Wants to Eat a Langustine" ...

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hogan's Hero Sandwiches

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Press Your Duck

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Spice is Right

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Abortion Time

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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