My boss type woman just mailed me asking if I could 'update the internet'

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Where/How should I begin?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

update my site!

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell it trucker hats are back in again.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

pimp its ride?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

more porn pls. thx.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell her the internet is closed today

― don (don), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Just press refresh. It usually does the job.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 13 May 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

cd //internet
rm -R *
echo "<html><head><title>All your base are belong to us</title></head></html>" > index.html

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yum update internet

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

the internet is still the same as it was before. you've failed!!

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Not true - what about your post?

Success!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to see a proper new release, not some little patch. i want internet v2.0!!

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm dating the Internet, but he's not a very good boyfriend.

― Striper, Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i date raped the internet once.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

error 404 means yes

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Check the boss for pointy hair.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You haven't answered her question yet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

If she shakes her notebook it'll erase the screen and she can start again.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell her no, you can't update the internet.

― mei (mei), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Where/How should I begin?

Laugh.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it a gothic anus.

― ..., Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Incorporate Smell-O-Vision.

...or a gothic anus. But not both please.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, did she email you or did she MAIL you?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If you actually mailed mailed you, most hilariously clueless boss ever.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh damn. First "you" = "she", thanks.)
*hits own self in the head with a hammer*

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

she probably meant internet explorer?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Get to it it, chop chop

― Frank Swedehead, Friday, 14 May 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i still haven't done it yet

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 May 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I wondered why the internet looked the same as yesterday.

― robster (robster), Friday, 14 May 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Update the internet" should replace the meme "Delete the internet."

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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