So I buy a copy of Matos's Prince book at a Philadelphia record store from a balding tall clerk with dark glasses who is standing next to a prominent display of a Wiley 12-inch...

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...and it's not Jess! The guy was the spitting image (ok maybe slightly older).

WTF?

Please describe other startlingly near-ILX sightings if you've had them.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd probably be more disappointed if I wasn't going to see Mission Of Burma on Friday (tonight I'm going to watch some kind of Laptop Idol kind of thing).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I see Ned in everything. Does that count as a near-ILX sighting?

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends if it's holy icons of me weeping (and if so, why haven't you cut me on the resultant financial action selling images of myself?).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw ned in a potato chip the other day.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a 900 foot Ned in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Send me money.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Only 900 foot? A FALSEHOOD.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

has anyone photoshopped Ned's head onto one of those giant Jesus statues yet?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Workin on it.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

we should just build a ned structure

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ned and prince

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and matos

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm all for it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

you only say that because you assume matos & prince will let you be on top, cheerleader style.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

We really do need photoshop contests on this site...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

you only say that because you assume matos & prince will let you be on top, cheerleader style.

Well duh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread freaks me out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

anthony what store was it?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

That's weird, because I saw a recording of Prince holding a 12-inch willie.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I saw Ned in Baltimore, but only for a second.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, this was a rush job since I'm at work, and then I had some trouble getting the image up on a server to link to since I can't FTP to my damn site from work. Argh! Work!

http://www.nstop.com/footballned.jpg

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bobbin' thusly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*Not shown actual size.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.390smw.org/titan/misc/img0016.jpg

(this will be my only post for the month of may as i am on my way to Baghdad to bring them disco. most of this is true.)

― kephm, Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

in my part time gig as a submarine officer

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it was called Spaceboy and it was on South Street.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

if ned and jess meet irL, the universe will implode.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, we HAVE met in real life. Therefore the universe has already imploded.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh the universe was overrated. All those enviro-scientists are just paranoid.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

FINALLY A MAN TO SPEAK AGAINST THE COMMIES.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

And I was merely the chaffeur of the implosion.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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