Taking Sides: Fred Durst's blog v. Stuart Murdoch's diary

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here they are:

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=americanalien

v.

http://belleandsebastian.banchory.net/diarylist.php

Now the question can be settled.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW- we rocked CBS last night on Pepsi Smash. it airs May 27. it felt like it was gonna be so cheesy, but as soon as we hit the stage we decided to play by "our" rules, which is "no" rules, and let it come out. we played Faith and our new single Almost Over. i'm curious to see how they edit it. TV shows are so fucking phony sometimes. fake applause between commercials, people taking take after take to make it believable, etc. it's amazing how long i believed in what the television was providing me as an adolescence. now that i have been on the other side of the curtain i just can't believe what we're led to believe sometimes. oh well, fuck it. we rocked our songs once and bailed. it ended up being kind of tight.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That's from Stuart's blog, yes?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

that's stuart murdoch i presume

XPOST

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

we were all scrambling for that one

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thursday 6th May

“You’re mul-tie tasking just now! I know it, I heard a ruckus.”

(People at the airport. Competing cell phone conversations.)

“We made, like, strawberry margharitas. I think mine had more alcohol in them. I couldn’t sleep, I was like, wired.”

God, I can’t take much more of this addled confusion to the brain. Another couple just sat down and the first thing they do is reach for the cell phones. That makes four separate conversations within touching distance.

“I just bought you a tshirt at the Seattle Airport.”

Just give them the shirt when you go home! You don’t need to phone them up to tell them.

I think about looking for the chapel area so I can get a restful ten minutes alone with my soul and its carry-on-bag load of midweek sin. John Irving saved me yesterday. I started getting into A Prayer For Owen Meany.

Marisa gave me the book a year ago. I lost the first copy… somewhere. So I bought another one, and I lost that too.

I left it on the aeroplane the day before yesterday. So, yesterday I went for a wander after playing on the radio. I thought I would get another copy, but this time I would get a second hand copy. That way, I figured if the book had practise in being-read, then it would be more likely to be read again.

I went, by roundabout beautiful pristine mountaintop routes to Broadway, Seattle. I came to the bookshop, which I forget the name of now. There was a notice on the door saying

Hippies, use the other door

Thing is, there was another notice beside it saying

This is a JOKE. Please do not call us about this.

I thought to myself, why bother? Just take it down.

The customer baiting scheme continues on the inside, with a list printed behind the till, entitled.

Mildly amusing things customers have said to us before we killed them.

Things along the lines of

“Do you know who wrote ‘Dante’s Inferno?’”

I was a little worried to buy my book. I was preparing myself to be offensive to the staff before they started abusing me, or saying anything smartass. Luckily, not too much happened. I got my book.

Later, in the bath, it managed to take me from a state of tension, fatigue, unconnectedness, mild depression, to…. Let’s just say, I felt much better. My gig was saved.

“Ladies and Gentleman, this is not the Denver flight. This flight is for Newark. Make sure your boarding pass says Newark..”

My pass says Denver, buddy. I’m going to an elevated state!


After the show last night at the Paramount in Seattle, we were taking the elevator up to the dressing room with the jovial back stage assistant. A bit too jovial considering we’d just given our all for two hours.

“You know, you should pracise running up and down the stairs and singing at the same time! That would improve your breath!”

Mick, not often known for his comebacks, remarked.

“I’ll not do that with my trumpet then. I’d break my fucking teeth.”

Exits lift."

what. a. twat.

don (don), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Durst's top 100 films:

Annie Hall
A Bout de Souffle
Trust
Buffalo 66
Le Quatre Cents Coups
Pulp Fiction
Withnail&I
The Graduate
Mean Streets
I'm Alright, Jack
Manhatten
Chunking Express
Kes
Performance
A Hard Day's Night
The Warriors
Life Of Brian
A Taste Of Honey
Shadows
Two Way Stretch
She's Gotta Have It
Gosford Park
A Man Escaped
The Servant
Stolen Kisses
The Unbelievable Truth
Gregory's Girl
Dazed And Confused
The Big Lebowski
Get Carter
All The President's Men
Amelie
The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie
Star Wars
My Dinner With André
Lost In Translation
American Graffiti
The Apartment
Clerks
Career Girls
In The Mood For Love
Slacker
Billy Liar
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Big Sleep
Easy Rider
Kind Hearts And Coronets
The Odd Couple
Alfie
Stranger Than Paradise
Jesus Christ Superstar
Talk To Her
High Hopes
Jaws
It's A Wonderful Life
Five Easy Pieces
Paris, Texas
The Godfather
Crimes And Misdemeanors
Saturday Night, Sunday Morning
Chinatown
Goodfellas
The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner
Pierrot Le Fou
The Last Detail
Whiskey Galore
Life Is Sweet
Harold And Maude
Day For Night
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Poor Cow
Taxi Driver
The L-Shaped Room
Au Revoir Les Enfants
Shampoo
The Great Escape
Une Femme Est Une Femme
The Breakfast Club
Les Cousins
La Dolce Vita
The Railway Children
Some Like It Hot
Trainspotting
Casablanca
The 39 Steps
Betty Blue
Saturday Night Fever
The Fellowship Of The Ring
Broadway Danny Rose
The Sound Of Music
The Italian Job
Dear Diary
Resevoir Dogs
Willie Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Les Valseuses
The Double Life Of Veronique
Fantasia
The Ladykillers
Surviving Desire
That Sinking Feeling

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And yet he is still a hairy stupid mook.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

They both perv on Christina Ricci.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I love reading Stuart's diary. Afterwards, I feel like I have had a vaguely improving meeting with a student counsellor or parish priest. Plus, his enthusiasm is very infectious.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Durst on acupuncture:

"I still feel like a stuck pig right now. If you filled me full of water you could hang me over your roses and I'd give them a nice even sprinkle. I got more holes than Blackburn, Lancashire. What's worse, someone in this place has got bad b.o. And I'm wondering whether it's me or not, or whether the acupuncture has caused me suddenly to lay down my nice usual smell and pick up this smell of 'sailor's old sock drawer'.

I hate a manly smell. Maybe the treatment has caused my senses to just think they smell b.o. For a while there, for a week in November, I was going around asking everyone if they smelled ammonia. Nobody could. Guess it was just my top lip.
"

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Manhatten is my favotir movie

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Durst on pianos:

"Funny, Beans is watching David Attenborough on the telly just now. I think I imagined the man on the radio programme to be wearing a similar khaki coloured suit. The thing is though, that I imagined the man in the programme to be a sort of man\woman! It was something to do with his voice, a rather youthful tenor, which was accompanied by a BBC piano in a room. An upright piano, if my musical memory serves me right, though from my ten-year-old's memory, that last bit might be a little fanciful.

I liked the voice, and I liked the music. I like it even more now in memory, but I guess that's just because when you're an adult you can acknowledge that such 'lame' activities brought lasting pleasure.

It's one of perhaps about 49 music aesthetics that I'd like to explore. I don't mean to show off. Most of these are way off fantasies, things that I'd never be capable off, things that I might talk about, but never have time for; a symphony, a string quartet, to play bass in a soul revue, to be a jazz saxophonist. To sit at a piano, or stand beside it, in a white walled music room, with a view of a grass slope and houses, singing simple songs to the Lord and sleepy kids in classes. I wanna do that! Where do I sign?"

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)


I love reading Stuart's diary. Afterwards, I feel like I have had a vaguely improving meeting with a student counsellor or parish priest. Plus, his
enthusiasm is very infectious.

You make him sound like the one priest who is loudly and enthusiastically singing Waterboys songs to the camper van of disenchanted teens in Father Ted.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

DURST BE MADHATTIN

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I note that stupot neglects to mention their denver aftershow party and what all his pals got up to.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Did Charlie show up?

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You make him sound like the one priest who is loudly and enthusiastically singing Waterboys songs to the camper van of disenchanted teens in Father Ted.

A bizarre inference.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what they're saying, jerry.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"i am very sorry that you have to read all the attacks on me when you come here, but you have to understand that these people need a purpose. i feel special knowing that they spend so much of their personal time with us here at american aliens. i don't really feel like defending myself from the ridiculous things that are said about me."

*sniggers*

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

fred's blog wins hands down! if you were writing a parody of fred to make him look like a self-absorbed buffoon, you'd toss most of that stuff away for being too over-the-top.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

SHUT UP WEASEL! HE ROCKED CBS!!!!

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

durst is currently playing aphex twin, for what it's worth. off broadway.

m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 14 May 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Durst one real, or is it one of the blogs from people roleplaying celebs?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 14 May 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)


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