Name 1 Thing in Your Life that is Absolutely Perfect

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I would have to go with my dog. He is intelligent, loving, loyal, calm
and honest. Totally perfect in every way, except for when he licks his own penis; that kind of grosses me out. But otherwise, perfect.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The things that could be said in response. But no.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Daft Punk - "Digital Love" is all I can think of at the moment. Everything else is riddled with flaws.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, you're just jealous, Mike.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Rufus Saxton Seward. Our 16 and a half month old bundle of joy. He's a baby though, not a dog.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on Ned, you can't come up with one good penis-licking joke. I mean, if you could lick your penis, I'm sure you would too.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

the city

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Not if it grosses other people out. He'd get really self-conscious.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Who says Ned can't? It's not like you have ever seen him try or anything. He's very talented in other areas.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I don't see my dog's penis-licking as a fault per se. More of a lovable (and understandable) trait. All the same, I encourage him not to do it with company around.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That's reasonable.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And by "other areas," you mean other areas of the body about which he can make up jokes concerning licking?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny how my earnest idea for a thread is now just about penis-licking. Perhaps penis-licking is the answer to the thread.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

*MY PHYSIQUE*

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take a penis-licking dog over a leg-humper or a shit-eater anyday.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Ian, I'm sure your *physique* is fabulous, but can you lick your own penis. If not, my dog wins.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a goddamn thing.

...except for maybe Sidney Lumet's _12 Angry Men_

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

...Who Penis-Lick_

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I just rented Serpico yesterday. But I haven't watched it yet. (Too busy being hungover and depressed). Is it good?

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite movie of all time, Over The Edge, is perfect. But that would make two perfect things in my life.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Al Pacino is perfect in Serpico.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he was fucking brilliant in Dog Day Afternoon. Perhaps my favourite film performance of all time. Why does Al Pacino do so many shitty movies now. I guess everything seems like shit compared to The Godfather and Dog Day Afternoon, but Scent of a Woman and shit, what was movie about the virtual reality chick? Huwah-bad.

― Mike Guy (Miss Lonelyhearts), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a a chronic overactor (also he never topped Panic in Needle Park--except for the first Godfather.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the rumour is that ned got two sideburns removed so that he could self-service

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It helped the traction.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

1. my bed in the morning

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Totally perfect in every way, except for when he licks his own penis; that kind of grosses me out. But otherwise, perfect.

I'd say his ability to felate himself is the veritable ZENITH of his perfection. Your perception that its gross thinly masks your jealousy.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 May 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

over the edge and panic in needle park are pretty perfect, i agree.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 May 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

My relationship with my boy is perfect as far as I'm concerned. (sorry for being twee & all, but it is.)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

At the moment, fuck all.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 17 May 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't think of anything either, but that's okay

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

My handwriting. Especially when I write "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My relationship with my mum, haven't exchanged a cross word since I left home 7 years ago.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my rendition of 'U Can't Touch This' according to Karaotron 400

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah's black and white stripy top.

(it looks less good on me, mind)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

my dog, toby.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you named yr dog after an ilxer?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the weather.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 17 May 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i also have a fish called julio

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

and 6 million sperms called c-man

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

obv

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Totally corny but..my son. I was talking to someone about this and she said her relationship with her children kept getting better despite initial regrets about the passing of the 'little boy/girl' etc. This is what I'm finding as well.

― David (David), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

1. my hair.

― mandee, Monday, 17 May 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

my dog, toby.

OTM

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 May 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my new belt with sparkly rhinestones all over that i bought while tipsy on the way to the carsmile fap...

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 17 May 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm, let's see. .uh . ..

my 2nd period class right now. they are completely silent right now. this will change shortly i'm sure.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My three year old cousin Violet. She shared her Shirley Temple with me at Sunday brunch. And sometimes when she talks to me, she holds both my hands like a little old lady. She expands my heart.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw. She sounds a sweetie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mega Man 2. I downloaded a rom of it yesterday and bought a cheap controller for my computer. Yep, it's still a perfect game.I have to beat it at least once a year, sort of a ritualistic thing.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I also realized on Saturday that my drumset is perfect right now (at least my jazz kit). It's small and gorgeous and I have everything that I want for in terms of cymbals, stands, cases, etc. I could stare at it for hours.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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