should i brutally remove the sideburns from my face like so many malignant melanomas?

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serious question!!! if i had pictures of myself, this would be easier.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My answer is obvious. It is also absolutely correct.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

how long are they?

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK NO, boy, you crazy?!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What haircut are you pairing with them?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

up to the little mid lobey knob things and no farther up.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sideburns are sex. Leave 'em.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What haircut are you pairing with them?

Vaguely shaggy indie boy haircut. (also known as the chopping off parts when they are bothersome, and grooming the back without being able to see it.)

on the left!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah total sex, right here:
http://cascolytravel.com/images/burnside.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fiese-scheitel.de/fiese-scheitel3.data/Komponenten/Bilder/hall/mungo_jerry.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Jon's shoes.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no man, grow a handlebar to complement it http://veryhairy.net/znaniBurt%20Reynolds.jpg

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the other guy's shoes. (he has better hair too)

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

no, those are jon's shoes. you can't see my shoes in the picture.

and jon has better hair? I'm hurt. he's balding, though. i just have a receding hairline.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

dude seriously, keep those fuckers

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

brutally remove jon williams like a malignant melanoma -- that's something worthwhile to do.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha EISBAR OTM

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, keeping them.

THANKS GUYS, YOU SAVED MY EAR GUARDIANS.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams is definitely the Mary-Kate of the pairing.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Trim them back a bit, so they're level with your earlobes.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK THAT, JAW-LENGTH OR NOTHING

― Muttonchop Nate (natedetritus), Monday, 17 May 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF

― MARY KATE (ex machina), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

HI IAN

― A. BORRELLI, Monday, 17 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

UM... DO I KNOW YOU? I DON'T THINK I KNOW ANYONE AT WESLEYAN? OR WITH YOUR LAST NAME?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha this is jon's friend anna.
we met once at your house.

[img]http://i.myspace.com/86/38/318368/9094400_m.jpg[/img]

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

OHHH YWEAH. jon filled me in over teh AIM.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 17 May 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: Wesleyan - Eclectic House roxor. Too many damn churches on campus, tho.

Ian, rein those dogs in. Nate's on crack.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, HI ANNA

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I just lost my sideburns! They made me look like the Reverend Horton Heat!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

haha. yeah, there's nothing worse than being mistaken for a rockabilly fan.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The only crack I am on is the sweet sweet base called Jesus

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"nothing worse than being mistaken for a rockabilly fan."

being mistaken for a PSYCHOBILLY fan ):

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone at a record store recently said "hey Rev!" and I asked what he meant and he pointed to his Reverend Horton Heat shirt. "You look somewhat like him!" he told me.

Anyway, I cut up his face pretty good and went home and shaved 'em off.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you arl.

i do not like the good name of rockabilly being besmirched by the likes of jim heath.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel quite liberated by trimming and raising my sideburns

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.badfads.com/images/sideburns.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

In protest I am going to let my sideburns go all Logan and THEN I am going to grow a Fu Manchu

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

HI GAYDRIAN

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 20 May 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, Jon's got a skinned knee.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 May 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

your sideburns look good, Ian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 May 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim them so they're level with the bottom of your ears. Don't cut them off!
You'll look like a young monk!

― mei (mei), Thursday, 20 May 2004 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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