Tom Selleck IS Dwight Eisenhower

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No Hawaiian shirt and mustache? RIPOFF.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

der fuhrer, in repose

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm going to make you an offer for a swank red car that you can't refuse."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Enduring memory from the 98 Winter Olympics -- endless ads for Tom Selleck's attempt at a sitcom, The Closer. Ed Asner and Penelope Ann Miller also humiliated themselves.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MASTA ROBBIN
MUSTACHOOD A PEE EYE
TOOTEE

― TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

6 billion people on the planet and that's as close as a lookalike as they could find?

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

He beat out Howard Stern and Eminem for the part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA - OMFG: MAJOR DAD IS PATTON

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Jesus, is THAT the role he's playing? Peter Scolari as Omar Bradley is tame in comparison!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i know!!!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

bronson pinchot as de gaulle

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

john ratzenberger as monty

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Linn Baker as King George

John Stamos as Rommel

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

William Katt as FDR

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Coulier as Colonel Klink

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

George Wendt as Sergeant Schulz?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

marsha warfield as eleanor roosevelt

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Saget as The Nerdy Guy Who Gets Killed

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Emmanuel Lewis as Genghis 'Titch' Khan

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

magnum p. ike.

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

alan thicke as wendell wilkie

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. T. as Lieutenant Slothrop

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wesley Willis as Richard III

A HORRRRRRRRRRSE!!!!
A HORRRRRRRRRRSE!!!!
MY KIIIIIINGDOM FOOOOOOOOOR
A HORRRRRRRRRRSE!!!!

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

perry king as harry s. truman
joe penny as thomas dewey
thom bray as strom thurmond

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

imdb bitches!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I really can't get over that ridiculous formal pic of Selleck up there. Shoulda stuck to being Quigley Down Under.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

dude that's john hillerman in my pic!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah it is! I thought Selleck had been given a good beating and slicked down hair for some Lassiter-type role.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

tiffany brissette as stalin!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Kimberley Davies as Winston Churchill

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ted Danson as Mussolini

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

danny pintauro as ed wood!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoopi Goldberg as Che Guevera

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

WWII, dammit!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rene Auberjenois as Marshal Petain

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nell Carter as Neville Chamberlain

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

richard moll as hirohito!

selma diamond as tokyo rose!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

kadeem hardison as macarthur!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

D-Day: The Battle of the Network Stars

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Henry Kissinger as Bob Hope

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Jazzy Jeff as Henry Kissinger

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

man someone needs to get you a history book and a retrosubscription to tv guide

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Dana Plato as Biggles

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 May 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Hoskins has played both Nikita Khrushchev and Winston Churchill. He worked ok as Krushechev but Churchill was a stretch. In the same movie with Hoskins as Churchill, Michael Caine looked weird as Stalin, but John Lithgow looked OK as Roosevelt.

Gregory Peck made a great Douglas McArthur, even though that movie isn't that good.

At the right age, Anthony Perkins would have been perfect to cast as Rudolf Hess.

Ed Harris could definitely play Ike.

Karl Malden was pretty inspired casting to play Omar Bradley.

― earlnash, Monday, 17 May 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

So, any more entries?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.npg.si.edu/img2/travpres/big/bigeisen.gif http://suersite.com/ts-magnumpi3.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 17 May 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to admit my eye was drawn to Selleck's crotchitological region to see if it was sufficiently covered.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 17 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Whereas Ike just let it all hang out.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe someone beat me to posting this. The advert in this month's Harper's is a thing of joy. I love the way he slowly trolleys towards the middle of the screen

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

And the Dramatic! Music!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS is art

http://www.sugarmoonstudios.com/selleck.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

?!!?!@@#!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ulysees S. Grant:

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/15/5/93-15918-sm.jpg

Ashley Olsen:

http://www.beautifulunitedstates.com/images/UlyssesSGrant.gif

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Selleck IS the NRA. And he votes.

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 17 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooking/lookalikes/images/tomselleck.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Here Tom Selleck, down the hatch. Hey none for you Higgins! Trying to steal Tom Selleck's food. You've had yours."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 May 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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