s/d: phrases that describe drunkeness

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s: drunk, wankered, fuckfaced, truck-raced, ratarsed, trolleyed, hammered, slaughtered, steaming, lathered

d: merry, monged, plastered

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

trousered.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

toasted, tipsy, off it, blairo, mash-up, brock-up, mash-up blairs

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

s: three sheets to the wind, tanked, lit, bombed, sauced

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

s: pished
d: pissed

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

S: annihilated, destroyed, scorched

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

seach: locked, muled, langered, bollocksed.

also search, preceding any of these with "ignorantly".

destroy: fucked, wasted

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

mullered

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Search: tired and emotional (wonderfully, politically euphemistic)

Destroy: paralytic (very popular at school, brings back unpleasant memories of parties when the parents have gone away for the weekend and the consumption of copious Kestrel and Tennents Super).

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i am quite partial to "lit like a christmas tree"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Moroculous

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Stocious

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

also s: to have a snoot full

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

S: "We're going to take this man in to detox."

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

or is it snootful? my mother says it occasionally ("you sounded like you had a snootful"), but i've never seen it written out.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

s: pished
d: pissed
OTM.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

S: Arseholed. Kalied. Blotto.

D: Munted. Cunted

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

high, tight.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i like "wwaasted", but then I still say "awesome". also s: "just totally *gone*" or "I can't even *see*"
d: blotto (though thinking about bringing it back now.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

S: "Heated", "lubricated socially", "in me cups", "légèrement saoûl", "legless" "nicely, thank you"
D: "Wasted", "pissed", "duuuuude!", "hammered"

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

legless is a good one.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"gee-eyed"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

that's an Irish only one I suspect

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"in his cups" is good, but one so rarely gets a chance to use it...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

S: Plowed
D: FUBAR

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Soused. Blotto.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Spannered

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Tiddly.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"I need my pomach stumped!"

― Camtron (Cameron), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

motherless

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

S: obliterated, shit-faced, to' up, totally trashed
D: buzzin', lit, trashed (without the "totally")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

S: bubbly

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Lynskey to thread!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

S:faded

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

S: Plouged, Slaughtered.
D: Trashed, Wasted

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know about y'all, but i'm thinking about getting a bit Lynskey to threaded tonight.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Manky, skulled, spannered, mickey monk, ossified, scuttered, piss/gee-eyed, scargilled, steamin'

― penelope_111, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

smashed, boozed, canned, intoxicated, juiced, groggy, rat-arsed

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

pissed as a newt

― Frank Swedehead, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

blotto

― Frank Swedehead, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ONCE AGAIN HAVING FALLEN VICTIM TO THE DRUNKENING

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dude, I was so f*cked up"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tore Back"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"beyond beyond"

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

DOOOOD FWHUHT FAAAAAAAAACK!?!?!!? G'BAACK HURR WSHIDF MAH BURRRRRRRR!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

S: Shit-faced, battered, leathered
D: Sozzled, tipsy

― Jason J, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

d: squiffy, elephants

― penelope_111, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

S: On Satan's nutz

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

S: on the last train to Lushville, feeling the effects of grandpa's ol' medicine, swizzled

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

um CRUNK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

s: gettin' down with the Bush twins

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

alternately: passin' the fake at Chuy's.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HOSED

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

s: retarded

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

S: swimming, unexploded ordinance, tottering, ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE LORD
D: touchy

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ready to go down on the porcelain canyon
blurred

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Arsefaced.

― Always Winter Never Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

wearing beer googles

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG WTF HOW HAS NOBODY SAID "GETTIN YR SWERVE ON"!?!?!?!?!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I was too busy gettin slizzy

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i was like to get tore UP

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

lifted

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am about munted

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

S: screwed glued and tatooed, shithoused

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

S: liquored up, bent

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's always funny to me when people sincerely tell someone else "DUDE I'M SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW!". Especially cuz they're usually dipshits.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

S: polluted, bibulous, debauched, well-oiled, defoliated...

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Fabregassed
Solskjaered
Drogbaed

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Three Sheets to the Wind!!!

(And I learned a new one today. What was it? Steamshipped?)

― I Can't Be Bothered To Think Of A Clever Screenname (kate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Edmund Wilson once published a piece that was, umm, exactly this -- except in circa-1930 terms. Wish I could find a copy ...

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Jaaskelainened
Mourinhoed

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

éméché

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

This whole thread reminds me of that Faulty Towers sketch...

"He's PICKLED!!! ...the herrings. He's POTTED!!!! ...the shrimp." etc.

― I Can't Be Bothered To Think Of A Clever Screenname (kate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

s: "I kill you with guns"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I was just thinking yesterday about how a friend of mine says "loaded," and how I hardly hear anyone else say "loaded."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

smurfed up

― tobo (tobo), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Eto'oed
Ronaldinhoed

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

drunk as a poet (on pay day)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

dizzy & bonky

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

gettin' your slant on

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

ripped

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Kate, you're looking for "steamboats".

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

(I know, Ailsa, just sometimes it's fun to provoke people into pedantry by deliberately getting things wrong.)

― I Can't Be Bothered To Think Of A Clever Screenname (kate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

My friends and I seem to be using the shortened form of shitfaced almost exlusively at this point: "Faced"

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

strongo'd

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

housed.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Has it really taken this long for:

Stinko!

― antexit (antexit), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Ferschnickered.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Onomatopoeia is always CLASSIC for drunk terminologies.

Also, could there be a way to rank these by the DEGREE of drunkenness they connote??

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Glad to be the pedant to cheer your day, Kate :)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

S: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/drunks.html

― Mike W (caek), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

to "tie one on"

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

ruined
rendered is my favourite. i think its a preston thing?

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Bladdered

― C J (C J), Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Utterly, utterly Flintoffed.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

And I once got a text message from someone complaining that they were "totally guacamolied". Which sounded fun.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Malbranqued
Shevchenkoed

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

What are the origins of these, Ken?

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 12 January 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Ken is using names of footballers (soccer players to you foreigners), none of whom seem to be renowned for drinking.

I quite like "Malbranqued" and "Shevchenkoed" though, they have quite a ring to them.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't know where this came from but please destroy "schwasted"

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

S: Battered, wastered, "gone"

― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:33 (twenty years ago)

So Ken would it be 'Rooneyed' with the braying intonation common to the terraces or would it be 'Wayned'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone at all say "stoned" or "high" for drunk anymore like they did in old 40's films?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

bring back: "tight"

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

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