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What the fuck happened?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I made eggs.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I read a Newsweek article on the Left Behind series of books.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I fed the baby.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I ate a french toast bagel for the second consecutive morning. And I shaved.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I went on ILX.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I listened to NPR.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I ran queries in databases

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I talked on the phone.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I got up about 9. went to the dental hygenist (via several buses) for a scale and polish (is that the correct term? what does scale mean?). got told i had to stop drinking so many fizzy drinks (just water and milk! ugh!). went to Jordanhill.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't get to sleep, and then I couldn't get awake, and now I can't get focussed on work. It's a wonder I didn't cut myself shaving.

― QUOTATIONS FROM A TIRED DUDE (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

@d@am, yer confused - "morning" is not (necessarily) "fucking", Friday night is.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

answer your own damn thread @d@m!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i ate cereal and went the fuck to work. in my car. yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

on reflection, i should've got dressed too. fuck.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i woke up at 4 and went back to sleep

i woke up at 6 and went back to sleep

i woke up at 7 and went back to sleep

i woke up at 8 and went back to sleep

i woke up at 9 and got up and went to work

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

my morn' was strictly pre-funeral. literally.
(so no, you kno, fucking at all)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to a fucking meeting about library fucking stuff.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Got up early and didn't wake up until I'd been in the shower for ten minutes. Was serenaded by confused cats.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't find a job.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Well at least you're not miserable now.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I drank coffee, then ate 6 pieces of toast with vegemite. Considered buying the new Morrissey album, but remembered every penny I have is needed for a new computer. Started looking for computer deals on the internet. Anyone advise for / aginst buying a refurbished PC?

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend is staying with me, and her fucking alarm clock started going off at 7.40 - two hours before she actually got up. i almost battered her fucking head in with the thing. so, i had an earlier start than intended and now i'm cranky as fuck.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

stopped at 7-eleven. had some crackers. arrived at work half-asleep. tracked down a movie since my exams hadn't been run-off. cleaned off desk.

also no fucking.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

answer your own damn thread @d@m!

OK. I woke the fuck up and ate cheese on toast with motherfucking blueberries. Then I got in the fucking car and went to the fucking gym. Then I closed my fucking eyes and braved the fucking shower room with the ocean of fucking horrible old man-asses therein. *shudder* Then I fucking drove at an illegal speed down San Pablo to work, listening to fucking microhouse. Now I'm at fucking work, but I'm fucking going out for fucking coffee.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone is so potty-mouthed today

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

'k'n A!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i had fucking breakfast before work for the 1st goddamn time in like 2 asslovin years.
then i went the hell to work and slacked the fuck off.
+ i finally got my lazy ass around to adding myself to our company fucking online profile.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Motherfucking shit! I had a terrible morning! First, the water in the bathroom sink overflowed because my stupid roommate left wads of hair in the drain. Water flowed onto the floor, under the cabinet, essentially everywhere. I didn't have time to clean it up, so I just dragged the bathmat over it.

Then, half an hour later, as I arrived in the cafeteria at work, one of the mentally-less-endowed second graders decided to slam his fist down on a packet of catsup in the middle of the table, covering me in a sticky, stinky mess of katsup / ketchup / castup. In summary: my morning blew.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I read a Newsweek article on the Left Behind series of books.

I was just reading this article, Scott.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

jeremy, isn't school almost over for you? take heart!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Highlight of my morning was discovering that my car has been towed by the city for unknown reasons. I take the subway to work, so here I am anyway. Scheming to leave early to reclaim my car. I'd like to state that that's a shitty morning, as opposed to a fucking morning.

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(One month, Sam. And then remedial summer school.)

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

do you have to do summer school or do you get paid extra? although i could definitely use the extra money from teaching summer school i think i'd rather live under a bridge. One week for us.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I ate a cinnamon raison bagel with butter and washed that down with homemade coffee on the way to work. I got here early, clocked in, and played on ILX for a while. Then around 10:30, I went on a walk in the neighborhood across the street. It's a pretty day. I could hear birds and smell freshly cut grass. Now I'm about to start eating my lunch at my desk.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am quite tired. Yet I am at work.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i watched petacchi win yet another stage of the giro. and ate cereal.

― duke alessandro, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I just woke up, got some cereal. It's now 12:30, and I didn't get up until after noon. So, mine was nonexistant.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I got woken up by a THUNDERSTORM at 2 but went to sleep again pretty quickly. Also at some point in the night mr teeny kicked me several times and I yelled at him. Slept in until five, ate, went to work, now it's almost noon. Like sands through the motherfucking hourglass.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh no. Mrs Nordic is a kicker. And a sleepwalker. And a sleeptalker. Either she wakes me up babbling incoherently about "rats!" or "citrus!" or she is running around because she thinks she is in church and inappropriately dressed.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope she isn't reading.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I now sense a clear advantage to sleeping alone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I set my fucking alarm for 8:0fucking2, then fell back asleep when it went off and woke up a fucking half hour later. I fucking drove my car over the hill to work and the 'service engine' light fucking came on. I turned off the car and back on and it didn't come back on, but what the fuck?

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah and I didn't have a chance to fucking shower so now I smell like a dirty night.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking got up late, stepped in cat vomit, showered, dressed, applied makeup and dried my hair, ran out the door without eating anything, drove to work, and now I'm sitting here at my fucking desk wondering how fucking quickly I can make the next seven hours pass before I am free once again.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking hell Luna :/

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...oh yeah I'm bald. Well actually, I woke up and lay on the couch for an hour and felt sick, considered calling in sick to work, and then decided against it. Now I am bored.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I got up at fucking 9 o clock and shat out the curry I ate last night. My fucking arse has been red fucking raw all day and my piles are pulsing like a belisha beacon.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, my afternoon was pretty depressing:
It's been raining real hard. I went out for a walk with my umbrella, I went to an art gallery and saw some depressing art. Then, I went to go play piano at some place, but it was all locked up. I walked back towards home and witnessed a 4 car accident (I think at least one fatality) blocking two lanes of the main st. and I walked along the whole traffic backup seeing a few people I know and telling them about what happened. Then I came back here and layed down and listened to Nick Drake.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And you didn't even have to go to work.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah that's depressing too: I'm unemployed

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

or just graduated with no job lined up

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This morning I fucked myself out of bed a fucking hour late, saw that there wasn't a clean cup in the whole fucking place, so made myself coffee in a bowl like some goddamm frenchy, now I'm cleaning up with I fucking Dream of Cockmunching Jeannie on in the background because all the new CDs I bought on fucking holidays are in my arsing boyfriend's work because he was ripping them and then didn't fucking bring them the fuck home.

Later I have to go and fucking drop things in to work and pick up other fucking things even though it's my fucking day off. The fuck.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This morning I fucked myself out of bed

i...never mind...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. Perhaps you're right, Stevem. Perhaps that was a fuck too far.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i woke up at 6, checked ilx, checked something else, finished some database work, went to training for daytime work. here now. hungry. want mcD breakfast.

insert "fucking" where appropriate.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I seem to be pulling an all-nighter. Only there isn't any point to it at all! Thank gosh I don't have to be anywhere in the morning (well, later this morning).

― Aaron A., Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

pull an alrighter next time.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I now have a mental image of a guy watching an attractive woman walk away, then turning to the camera and saying 'well, I've pulled an alrighter there, eh?'

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

it is 4:fucking45 in the f'ing am. i am still fucking up watching COPS. fuckers are setting up and arresting people for fucking buying the demon weed. had some toast and fucking raspberry jelly because it felt like fucking morning.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

woke up a bit fucking late. shit-shower-shave. had some fucking museli and yogurt. didn't have any fucking supplies to make my fucking lunch to bring to work, which pissed me off. i've got a fucking hangover. took the fucking tube and walked from covent garden to the fucking office. came in, made some fucking tea and checked fucking ILX. posted to the fucking bar thread and i'm now craving a fucking bloody caesar.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up at six thirty with approx three hours sleep, had special k for brekky and tomatoes on toast, then I went to my job interview EXCEPT every form of public transport I took, took AGES to get to it's required destination, then I get to mystery destination and it turn out the job recruitment office in on the FLOOR ABOVE MY DOCTORS OFFICE AND I COULD HAVE GONE STRAIGHT THERE AND TAKEN ABOUT FORTY FIVE MINUTES LESS. Yes, It's my own fault for not knowing the name of the street my doctors office is on. So I'm half an hour late for my freakin interview but I decide to bluff it and show up anyway, and we have to do a dumbass roleplay (yeah, i know, I don't need a roleplay to be a dumbass) over the phone and i have the interview and they say I'll have another interview tomorrow and to call up in the afternoon to find out when and then i call up and they say the position has been filled and I feel like the dog in Mary Poppins.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i woke up. fuck.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up, un-dressed my wound, watched some cricket, showered, re-dressed my wound, got dressed, came into school to get my CV off a friend. I'm going to apply for a job & play golf later. Also, I've been reading up on how to French Kiss. Seems I've being doing it ALL WRONG.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Was awoken by my kids screaming about there being a pigeon in the bathroom! Turned out to be a fucking starling (I identified it while I chased the fucker all round the fucking house). I finally caught the fucking thing and threw it the fuck out of the house while my wife cleaned up all the fucking bird shit in the bathroom.
Fairly standard fucking morning from then on.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

woke the fuck up, had some yogurt or some shit, showered like a motherfucker, am considering going the bloody hell out and getting some real breakfast now because some fuckin' building appraiser person is coming here soon to do an inspection. also this will give me a chance to do more studying for the thing i have to study for.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

had some yogurt or some shit

er um, yogurt. definitely yogurt. no shit.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

People brought shitloads of broken stuff in for me to fix. "clerical" work, ie website stuff, tax stuff, paying bills got put aside again. I'm getting a bit fed up w/work.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ive been farting all morning from the Hooters wings i had last night. The cheese fries didnt help.

― Spinktor, Thursday, 20 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm awake, having awoken too early, then showered and ate and got to work too early. Strange. Now I am in some sort of work zen of nothing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Saigon. Shit.

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Im having a real lack of interest problem with nearly every active thread this morning. Im only doing this post out of habit, going through the motions. Coffee aint helping.

― Spinktor, Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
I get up at eight o'clock and I dress my weary four-hours'-sleep ass and my skin is all "hello, we used to be friends, remember" and I stagger off to the library and its only when I get there that I remember that it's fucking saturday.

Two more weeks.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 20 November 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

during this final, near-sleepless, week of university, i've clearly fucked up my internal clock something horrible. woke up at 6:30 thursday morning (at least 5 hours earlier than expected, considering i'd previously been awake for thirty five hours or so). the next night i slept a terrifying 16 hours. last night, perhaps for the first time ever, i woke up after a scant hour and half and couldn't get back to sleep. that's where i am now (7 hours later), and i feel half alive. good lord, i even made some progress in gravity's rainbow and finished a cellphone game, and *nothing*. this morning i've downloaded a superpitcher song and watched an unusually lousy bbc documentary about al quaeda sleeper cells in america (i wanted to see how the logic differed from 'the power of nightmares', especially since this show was sensationally subtitled "world war 3".)

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 20 November 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Up in the middle of the fucking night scraping ice off my car to get to fuck into work before 7 am so I can get the fuck home again in time to watch the match.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 20 November 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Woke up sick as a dog with flu-like symptoms (two hours early because of phone call from prominent local artist asking me to drop off issues at her studio, I'm like no, sorry, find it yourself, it's all over the place), find a zit, leave it alone, eat two spoons of yogurt and drink some green tea, nearly puke, smoke 3 cigarettes in an hour, even though I'm sick, get to class early but I'm like FUCK I forgot to staple my essay, so I run, wheezing, to, ahem, STAPLES across from my apt, where I borrow a STAPLER from the counter girl who I completely sketch out with my sketchiness, I'm like fuck it I am not walking back to class so I drive the 2 blocks to Arts building while blasting SHADOWPLAY till the entire campus radius is getting hella creeped out, get snaked for two parking spots by two hongers in BMW and Porsche Carrera S, panic and say fuckit and just park in a handicap spot after cursing one of the hongers out as he walked past ("yeah just shut up buddy, yeah sure your BUDDY was saving it for you, if you want ill get out of the car, yeah, okay, BYE), end up in class 10 mins late, immediately shoved into discussion group, paranoid about my zit, coughing and mumbling some brilliant contributons entire group ignores, sweating sweating from fever, find my car UNTICKETED yay, write off the rest of the day, pop an imovane and sleep until midnight, turns out I missed my homie WonTon offering up 90$ banquet tickets for free, missed mini-dunst's fundraiser party (which I PROMISED I'd be at but it's probably better that I don't see her when she's looking really good and I look like deathshit warmed up), forgot to leave album-for-review for writer at office so now I have to write it myself, tried to watch ELEPHANT and my ADD kicked in so bad I just cranked a Big L album over it, currently considering mashing up half an imovane and just railing the fucker to get back to sleep QUICK.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 20 November 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Up between 6 and 6:30, can't seem to sleep later and the bin men come every morning at 6:30. Today programme, tea, internet for a while, breakfast, porridge at the moment, shower around 8:15 out to work by 8:35. Maybe pick up coffee, work by 9. I'm quite glad that i'll be starting work from 8 soon.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 20 November 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Woke up at 10, switched on the radio, listened to "Pretty in Pink" by the Psychedelic Furs. Got up, made cereal and juice and toast and coffee, read the news online, tinkered with my Fantasy Football Team, currently harrassing the mister to get his arse in gear so we can go down the pub to watch the football.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 20 November 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

boring fucking morning so far. recharging various electronic devices and i'm about to hit the pharmacy and retrieve a prescription. breakfast would be nice.

― don't blame me, i voted for buford pusser (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be very nice, yes. I will hold off for a bit while I shower and do some overdue cleaning up around here, then off to grab some of said breakfast plus some shopping. Then the day will be the Great Dave Q Fanpage Project!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hungover, did stupid things last night, lost some tobacco - no money for more. Grrr.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

customer: I got this torch from the market for 50p and it doesn't work! Has the bulb blown? (hands torch to me)
me:(ascertains that bulb is broken) yes, you need a new bulb, (gets bulb off shelf) one pound
customer (spluttering) ONE POUND! but the torch only cost 50p!!!
me: well, then you'll have tripled the value of your torch then, won't you?
customer:(laughs) I suppose you're right. (buys bulb)

This exchange = indicative of my morning.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

My fucking morning.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

...that is.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Woke up at 9:30, since that's when the construction next door started. Yesterday they were shaking the building and being rather loud about it all, but today it's just garden-variety construction noise. Still hard to sleep through, though.

I made the mistake of watching "what not to wear" last night, and dreamed about buying clothes, so there's a good chance I will be buying clothes today. Not yet, though... I'm having green tea. About to light a cigarette. Breakfast doesn't sound at all good yet.

Morning, ILX.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Good morning Kenan--here, borrow some of my *perk* this morning.
Woke up, made breakfast (a fabulous repast of french omellete, cafe latte, and pills), and am contemplating my day. It is my considered opinion that you shoulf follow your dreams and buy clothes today, then show us the pictures.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Good morning Kenan--here, borrow some of my *perk* this morning.
Woke up, made breakfast (a fabulous repast of french omellete, cafe latte, and pills), and am contemplating my day. It is my considered opinion that you should follow your dreams and buy clothes today, then show us the pictures.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee. ok.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

woke at 8:30, looked at clock, pleased i managed to get 8 hours, though still tired, of course. went on internet for a bit, ate yogurt for breakfast, wondered how long yogurt really keeps before going bad. it didn't seem bad from the sniff test, though. turned on 'wait wait don't tell me' on npr, climbed back in bed for a while, listening to that. changed into actual clothes, took various morningish drugs. part of me wants to get back into bed and start over--i don't like feeling this draggy--but that wouldn't work anyway.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

woke up at 6:30 with a fucking hangover from last fucking night; am so into the this friggin' Half-Life 2 game, I woke myself up excited about me being that fuck Gordan Freeman, and so spent my fucking morning shooting fugging bugs and alien fuckers; then had a absolutely grand salami sandwich and later grapes. Also tended to my new(ish) beard.

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Nevermind. No clothes today. I bought new lenses for my glasses instead, and they were insanely expensive. Since when does glare-proofing cost $70? What did I miss? Are lenses supposed to cost twice what you paid for your frames? It all seems wrong. Anyway, no clothes.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I may have been paying extra for having the cutest doctor I've ever had the pleasure of being examined by. Tall, thin, gorgeous Indian woman in plastic-framed glasses. I kept expecting her to take off the glasses, shake the bun out of her hair, and remove her coat revealing scanty black lace. Ok, "expecting" is maybe the wrong word. "Hoping."

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)


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