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I am Ytraxor of Graztork, new ruler of Earth. In order to better manage food supplies, here is my second decree: each puny Earthling will choose one fruit to consume for the rest of his/her natural life. Once your decision is made, you are allowed only this one fruit until you die.

You may choose a specific varietal (i.e. golden delicious apple), but please don't get smart and say "citrus" or "fruit cocktail." Use general terms, like "grapefruit" or "mango." Also, the rest of the Universe considers tomatoes a vegetable, so if you pick them, you lose out.

― Ytraxor of Graztork, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Banana.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Avocado. Although this may fall under the Tomato Exclusion Principle. But I lurve them so.

― quincie, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.roberttriptow.com/fruit.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess if I had to choose one only, it would be apples, probably something like pink lady, cold and ripe. Peaches and overripe bananas and perfectly ripe melons and large seedless black grapes are even nicer at the right times, but apples are always good.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Watermelon.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oranges unless we're still allowed other fruit in juice form in which case apples (all kinds)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait...is nobody going to comment on what Ned just posted?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Believe it or not, it's from some guy's site from a minicomic he did called Fruitboy or something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

heh, 'fruit'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

blueberries: tasty, good for the urinary tract, easy to eat, and not quite so addictive that i'd want to snack on them compulsively.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

seedless black grapes.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Peaches.

"Freestone the Pain Away"

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

bing cherries forever.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have to go with some sort of apple. They make great snacks and desserts too.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally an excuse to use the word 'cumquat'.

― Spinktor, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

candy apples

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i've changed my mind. cherries.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Peaches, strawberries, blackberries, cavaillon, mandarins, figs...

Death to Ytraxor

Earthlings unite. We have nothing to lose but arbitrary fruit limitations.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Strawberry Youghart

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

strawberries.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. White, I'll choose your fruit for you... rotten melon rinds. Hope you're happy.

― Ytraxor of Graztork, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ytraxor doesn't know about my secret fruit orchard. Heh, heh.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Mangos.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I grow pears, cherries, plums, strawberries, raspberries, gooseberries, loganberries, blackberries, blackcurrants and several different varieties of apple in my garden so BOO TO YOU MISTER YTRAXOR.

I like nice ripe juicy mangoes though, so I might choose those. As well.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Kiwi

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Cherries or bluberries. Arrgh. Blueberries i think.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I say grapes. I can't imagine life without grapes, but I could easily imagine life without blueberries... or BooBerries, for that matter.

― andy, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

sweet gushy peaches. And apples. But not durian, that shit's nasty

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine an eccentric billionaire saying this to me and my friend upon arriving at his compound to engage in a fruit-fight to the death.

peach.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

PEACHES BECAUSE THEN I GET TO DRUNK PEACH MOONSHINE!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternative Fruit: Search and Destroy

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oranges. without pips.

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Strawberry is the best fruit.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Just like Pikachu is the best Pokemon. Strawberries are the Pikachus of fruit.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

mangos, peaches, pineapples

― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

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