Carbonation gives you CANCER!

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Well not really, but here's a report that suggest unfun. I just prefer the headline most of all, though:

Fizzy drink link to gullet cancer

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Calling pop "fizzy drink" will give you cancer. U R all gay.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a documentary about all the old cowboy actors from the Fresca ads and how they all have gullet cancer now.

― andy, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

those poor ducks

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

mullet cancer????

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, never mind. I am the dumbest man alive.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew that haircut was so much more than aesthetically wrong!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the gullet
Cut the gullet
Cut the gullet
Cut the gullet

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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