Are broken hearts for assholes?

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Well?

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Often.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So goes the theory.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but assholes are quite good at breaking hearts.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, just wait 'til I shove my heart up your ass and break it off, mufuh. Wait, wait, that's not right, is it?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Only love can break your heart.

Assholes are quite good at breaking hearts.

Therefore, love is an asshole.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Tightened up, surrounded by hair and sometimes needing lube?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations Ned, you have conclusively proven that David Coverdale is an asshole.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

A ≠ A

When Dan says "love" he means pure, uncontrolled, unregulated laissez-faire love - with a separation of assholeness, in the same way
and for the same reasons as a separation of the anus and genitals.

(xpost VDP)

― AYN RAND (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poopshoot

― Sir Richard Pump-a-Loaf (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

CORNHOLE

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

FISTFUCK

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What about broken assholes?

― Dr Proctor, Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I think I might've accidentally slashed a big hole in my heart tonight. Shit. Meeting people sucks.

― December Boy, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Having a broken heart can certainly cause you to act like an arsehole.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

That's right.

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

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