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the herpes of crap-news stories ... it's the gift that keeps on giving to american tabloids.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i am ashamed that at one point the phrase "hot like jon benet ramsey" was in my vocabulary.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what you get from hanging out w/ jon williams.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

BREAKING NEWS ON CNN.COM

A suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder has been arrested in Thailand, Denver TV station KUSA reports. CNN working to confirm.

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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38222000/jpg/_38222914_glitter150.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

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― mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

The suspect is named John Karr, formerly of Conyers, Georgia.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

a former schoolteacher prior to relocating to Thailand.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

won't somebody think of the rich little white girls

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hey man, Laci Peterson was not THAT young!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

IMG SRC=
I was hotter than both those WASP bitches

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Oy gevalt

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

who will be the next tragically murdered sexy white ingenue!?!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ok dude yuk

― SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, NOT A SEXY INGENUE GROSS (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

uh have you seen the shit her parents dolled her up in???

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

sorry I'm in a bad mood today

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dan, she was mad hot in that getup

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

If you don't think her family was aggressively sexualizing her - which btw yes is totally disgusting - yr deluded. How else would you characterize putting lipstick on a 5 yr old.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

i'd forgotten all about this thread!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

um, uh-oh:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15994899

― hyde park records (colonel), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

lolz:

http://beta.messages.yahoo.com/Cultures_&_Community/Crime/forumview?bn=18077660%23jonbenetramseyunsolvedmurder

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

I WANNTED THE PARENTS TO HAVE DONE IT :(

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. the american public have put many years of hard accusation and rich white peeps hatred into this case. HOW COULD YOU MEDIA?!?

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

i was reading this article about this former friend of the parents' who was there when the body was found, who went all-out in public calling for a new investigation and basically accusing the parents of doing it. i hope he gets his teeth kicked in.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

i guess that at least part of the butters' very own episode on "south park" is out-of-date now.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

If you don't think her family was aggressively sexualizing her - which btw yes is totally disgusting - yr deluded. How else would you characterize putting lipstick on a 5 yr old.

I don't think you're getting my point, which baldly stated is "DUDE WTF GROSS SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL, NOT A SEXY INGENUE EW EW EW". The fact that her family was aggressibely sexualizing her doesn't mean you have to play along!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

thank you dan.

― Handmaiden of Hip Hop (Molly Jones), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh, so the article i just read suggests this guy is just insane, that his ex-wife claims he wasnt even in the state when jbr was killed.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

someone killed jbr?? wtf?!?

― Handmaiden of Hip Hop (Molly Jones), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy Mod, the parents DID do it, indirectly, by commodifying her that way. Pigs.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

Beth, by saying that you're giving the molestor an out. Like saying the rapist couldn't help himself, the woman was wearing a mini-skirt.

― Handmaiden of Hip Hop (Molly Jones), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, sorry, beth is insane right there.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also the guy claiming to have been there has been alibi'd by his brother and ex-wife.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

so do you guys think he acted alone in this? to the best of my knowledge all he's confessed to is being there when she died.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Like saying the rapist couldn't help himself, the woman was wearing a mini-skirt.

The paedophile couldn't help himself, the five-year old was wearing a mini-skirt.

― Dadaismus (a rattly old puffin who remembers ILX in the days when...) (Dada), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

disregard my previous post, i just read the latest ap wire report. this guy is nuts. but not insane as he's already trying to set it up as second-degree murder not first saying it was a kidnapping gone awry and her death was not premeditated. he also says he was in love with her as she was "a pagent queen".

my skin is crawling reading this shit, i want to go home and take another shower.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

GAH

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

dad did it - crazy guy's lying

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

One American official, speaking on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of a continuing criminal investigation, cautioned against jumping too swiftly to the conclusion that someone who has confessed to a crime did in fact commit it. The official pointed out that it is not unusual in notorious cases, as the Ramsey case has surely become, for many people to falsely claim that they committed the crime, basing their confessions on what they have read in the newspaper.
Even so, the official said, r. Karr “certainly knows a lot about it.” The official declined to provide any more details.
Mr. Karr’s former wife, Laura Karr, told KGO-TV in San Francisco on Wednesday that while the couple was still married, her husband spent considerable time researching the Ramsey case.

She said that she and Mr. Karr were in Alabama together on Dec. 25, 1996, the day JonBenet was murdered in Colorado.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/17/world/18ramsey.ready.html

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, he looks pretty f'in creepy.

― Handmaiden of Hip Hop (Molly Jones), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

well he is a pederass

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, he looks pretty f'in creepy.

Nobody's perfect

― Dadaismus (a rattly old puffin who remembers ILX in the days when...) (Dada), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

convicted!
xpost

he shouldn't button his shirt all the way up like that. always makes me think the person's weird.

― Handmaiden of Hip Hop (Molly Jones), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

A couple incriminating factors:

A) The DNA match of his blood to the drop of blood on JBR's body
B) The confession, taken at face value

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think there's been any DNA match made yet

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/08/17/ramsey.arrest/newt1.john.mark.karr.04.jpg

Bet I have you naked
By the end of this song

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

is this gonna be one of those sad instances where somebody attaches themselves to a famous unsolved case in some sick bid for immortality, thus obscuring the real story...kinda like Motley Crue claiming they were inspired by punk rock?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe that she was killed by dan clowes

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

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nah I hate cops.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, well I suspect the Boulder City cops hate themselves too.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

the creepy dude's forehead is way out of proportion, he must have done it :)

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I can't fathom any scenario where a creepy forehead ISN'T a sign of guilt.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

what a stupid name to give a girl, and what a way to present a 6 year-old. it must have been the parents, they're clearly completely nuts.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

if it matters, they are reporting locally that Karr's family says they have pictures of him with them here on that Christmas, which puts him in ATL instead of the crime scene.

I smell a kook.

― don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

Why does anyone care about this?

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Because it was (and still is) an excessively fucking bizarre case.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Because if we don't care about this, then we have to see more of Paris Hilton, Brangelina, Katrina anniversary whoredom, and other media faves.

― don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

when do we get to see Oliver Stone's version of the story?

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

This shit is ruining Coast To Coast AM. I want to hear about pet ghosts, not stuff I can hear on the news.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 24 August 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

The parents treated their child like a fashion accessory (check: name, check: beauty pageants), and so it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they regarded her in part as a disposable item of possession.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

scouragey mo haberdager

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

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― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

more like

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― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

CNN BREAKING NEWS:

DNA found on JonBenet Ramsey's body does not match sample DNA from suspect John Mark Karr, Denver, Colorado's KUSA television station reports.

WHAT A SHOCKING SURPRISE

― For Fuck's Sake (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

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― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

lol. What a fucking joke.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder what they'll do with this loser now.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

And what will Nancy Grace do now?

― shookout (shookout), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/08/28/ramsey.arrest/newt1.1803.split.kus.afp.gi.jpg

Joanie Loves Chachi

― Going To Hell (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) She'll be fine. There are plenty of white women in trouble these days.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

(xxxpost)Put him in jail for the thing they originally arrested for probably.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

it was for skipping out on a bench warrant for misdemeanor possession of child pornography, which probably won't give him any jail time. but maybe they can arrest him for making false statements to the police. at any rate, what a waste of energy and time. way to go, boulder police!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol, what a sick nutter

― gear (gear), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

ru-roh!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 28 August 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry to weigh in with someone else's thoughts, but since they may be of interest ... it has been suggested that "the entire John Mark Karr showboat was stage-managed by BushCo via the Department of Homeland Security to draw attention away from the ongoing fiasco in Iraq, Afganistan and Lebanon -- not to mention the anniversary of Katrina."

I must say that this sounds plausible to me.

― xero (xero), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds utterly implausible to me. Security threats and foiled plots draw the nation's attention away from government fuck-ups. Nutty would-be murderers do not. The anniversary of Katrina and the various Middle East goings-on still got plenty of media coverage.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

dude's a pedophile nutter

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Worse, a pedophile nutter who != The Jesus

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

that dog don't hunt

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 23rd, 2006 4:49 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

this is one of my favorite things that a person can say

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

another reason why JFK rules

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe the guy just wanted a free trip back to the USA

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Weirdest part of an already weird story...

DENVER (AP) -- One of the former lead investigators in the JonBenet Ramsey case claims Boulder detectives staked out the child's gravesite seven months after her murder and planted a microphone and hidden camera, hoping to hear a confession.

Steve Thomas, who resigned from the case in 1998 after accusing District Attorney Alex Hunter of not being aggressive enough, revealed the move in a Time magazine story to be published Monday.

Thomas said John and Patsy Ramsey, who did not visit the grave during the stakeout, were the primary targets. They have denied any involvement in their daughter's death.

Thomas said Boulder detectives flew to Atlanta, where the Ramseys moved after JonBenet's slaying, in August 1997 on the eve of what would have been her seventh birthday.

Investigators broke into St. James Episcopal Cemetery with the help of a Georgia state trooper who picked the lock, Thomas told the magazine.

The detectives planted a microphone and hidden camera a few feet from JonBenet's grave and listened in vain for three days from a nearby high school.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

ha even if that had worked would it have been admissaible as evidence?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

no.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

that would be kinda funny if they were just doing it for their own curiosity's sake

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

Seven months after the murder, they listened for three days? WTF?
(and even then, does such a graveside confession ever happen anywhere else than on soap operas and in corny movies?)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

Security threats and foiled plots draw the nation's attention away from government fuck-ups. Nutty would-be murderers do not. The anniversary of Katrina and the various Middle East goings-on still got plenty of media coverage.

The hypothesis I cited does sound a bit conspiracy-theory on the face of it, and I wouldn't presume to know the mind of "the nation," but it seems likely to me that more of this country's population pays avid attention to news about awful tabloid-ish unsolved child rape/murder cases than they do to news about various governmental fuck-ups. Also I see no reason why Homeland Security had to be involved in bringing the non-perpetrator back to the country, yet they were.

― xero (xero), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

dear comedy central, plz change "reno 911" to "boulder 911" thx

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

if anyone cares ...

Prosecutor -- DNA clears JonBenet Ramsey's family

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

oh what a relief

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

good job on expediting those lab results.

― carne asada, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

yeah what did mcnulty hafta do...

― jeff, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

damn, four years faster than a followup to Loveless

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

You live in our hearts, JonBenet

JonBenet you are an angel in Heaven, a child in the lords arms.
A little angel with golden wings and a halo.
JonBenet you are in heaven and forever,
There you will stay with god and his deciples.
You are such a sweet child JonBenet.
You were a innocent girl taken away too soon.
You will always be remembered JonBenet.
Your image will never fade.

Carol Anne

― deej, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

the herpes of crap-news stories ... it's the gift that keeps on giving to american tabloids.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:44 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^

pretty astute and clairvoyant, me.

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

lol

― Congress Poland (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

another http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=96987#unread

― Congress Poland (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

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