Jon Frum's the bestest cult movement evar. It's believed an American guy dropped aeroplane supplies during World War I or something, and told them he was 'Jon from America,' and they all assumed his name was 'Jon Frum.' Hilarious.
I've been to Tanna, where the Jon From movement's based. They live right near this huge active volcano, and we went out there and stood literally on the crater and watched it spurt hot rocks and lava all over the place. After about five minutes we couldn't talk, and spent the next two hours coughing nonstop from all the volcanic ash. Months later we were still finding ash in our cameras and clothing and nether regions. Don't believe Dante's Peak, it's a load of shit.
Anyway.
― I Wish You Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)