T/S: Kittens vs Puppies

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http://www.sciencenmore.com/kittens.jpg

http://www.city.timmins.on.ca/puppies.jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And you MUST decide. There is no fence on this issue.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Kippies. No wait. Puttens. No wait. Nekkid womenfolk.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but they're both soooo cute!!

I suppose kittens win on account of being bigger than puppies, according to photographic evidence above.

― robster (robster), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I AM slightly more partial to cats so I will pick kittens. That doesn't stop me from loving dogs and puppies, though.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd have to go with puppies.

http://www.welbornpet.com/images/labpups.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooooh puppies. Little licky soft puppies.... Not the Andrex puppy though, he's a sell out.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but chocolate labs (see above) Rumpy are sooo pretty!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The correct answer to this thread title is FITE!!!!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

kittens. easy choice.

but that doesn't mean i don't like puppies.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

puppies cos kittens make my eyes itchy

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't rub kittens in your eyes, then!

(actually, cats and kittens make my eyes itchy too, but I still have a cat. I'm OK if I'm careful not to touch my face after stroking him.)

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Puppies.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No, kittens.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The one I don't pick doens't die or anything, right?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything dies!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean like by being put in a bag with a brick and dropped in a river.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Puppies lead to dogs which are evil. Therefore puppies must be destroyed.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens don't shit on the floor. They just wanna rock and roll all night.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate labs are okay cause they are edible. Beagle puppies are the keeyootist

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

KITTENS! Aw look at their little noses and whiskers and furry ears...

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens turn into cats, which grow old and die.

― TheNewJMod (JMod), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dogs die faster!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*cries*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens. No contest.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was just, um, kidding. But yeah, kittens.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

as well all know, kittens can drive cars

and puppies like to eat toes and give you kisses and fall asleep on your head.

so, it's a push, really.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens are more delicate (or feel that way) and not as much fun to play with. Puppies win.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

#1. Not enough cute pictures on this thread..
http://www.petmeister.com/Labrador_Puppy.jpg

#2. Puppies, duh.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

puppies. with their huge floppy ears.

― jellybean (jellybean), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Puppies pee on everything!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

awwww!

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Kitties...for sure!

― Ash, Friday, 21 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040516/capt.sge.qum10.160504220154.photo00.default-380x277.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens. Especially when they roll out the tiny meows that sound like "Beeew. Beeew. Beeew."

― martin m. (mushrush), Sunday, 23 May 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, those are 8-bit space shooters!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

But kittens do a spot-on impersonation of them.

And it's hella cute.

― martin m. (mushrush), Sunday, 23 May 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

My brother got a free purebred Beagle puppy (6 mos.) today - it's the cutest thing ever. I want one now, if only I had a house.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

no pictures of the puppy on their website, but here's his sire, I think:
http://www.kowtownbeagles.com/PDWestminBOB.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

puppies. but i prefer old cats to old dogs.

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

In a death match between a kitten and a puppy, I'd have to put money down for a draw. The kitten defense, due to the claw-and-pounce factor, would tend to neutralize the basic puppy-chew-on-everything offense, but it's not deadly enough to put a puppy down for the long count.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

what about fuzzy ducklings?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

the main thing is that baby spiders lose

― estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

puppies give kisses, and eat socks

kittens attack ankles as you wander around the hallway in the dark, and eat socks

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

http://terri.zone12.com/pics/EvilKitten.jpg

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

http://members.optushome.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/kitten-huladance.jpg

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Who posted the film of their great dane puppies ages back? I still play it back every so often.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Equal cuteness, equally fun to play with, but puppies are more likely to leave puddles of piss, so I'll take kittens.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Both are healthful and delicious.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

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