― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 21 May 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 21 May 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 21 May 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)
she is so gorgeous, it seems a cosmic injustice that she appears to be a mediocre actress.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 21 May 2004 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)
wait, is she even 21 yet?
― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)
(PS a friend of a friend is going out with Kate W1nslets sister. My claim to fame.)
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)
She's 23 or 24. She graduated from college in 2002. (I know this because I almost ran over her during her junior year).
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)
i know. i wanted him to indroduce us and we could be friends and i could just look at how pretty she is and stuff. but no, only after anna. silly boy.
― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)
and possibly create luke skywalker with her
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)
partly for that reason I have a soft spot for her. but despite her mainly duff roles (The Professional excepted absolutely), she seems smart & fun from the real life stuff I've seen on her.
OK, so it was pretty amazing to get cruised by the 'most beautiful woman in the world'...!
― nobody, Friday, 21 May 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)
Dada this undermines your pointunfortunately, my rebuttal is challenged by:
she's dating that cute guy from the new almodovar film
― nodoby, Friday, 21 May 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― nobody, Friday, 21 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― nobody, Friday, 21 May 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)
i saw that film at the paris! the paris is great! more people need to know about it. i didn't run into any beautiful celebrities, but the girl i went with was pretty cute.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)
when i saw "topsy turvy" there it was nearly empty. we sat at the second row on the balcony. the screen is huge. one of the best movie experiences ever.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Barima (Barima), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)
anyways, i blame the fire extinguisher. at around the time natalie and her large crew got up from the darkened corner where they were hiding, i was upstairs cleaning the foam off the floor. someone had snuck up there and sprayed the fire extinguisher. vince vaughan was at the club two weeks ago, but i didnt know about it when i was there. this time information and prescence were simultaneous. i dont particularly care for celebrities, but i guess i need a "story". and this is all pretty exciting for DC. of course, major politicians are all over the place but TS: "ooh there's princess amandala" vs. "ooh theres the asshole who called homosexuals perverts on CNN". of course, maybe some would prefer seeing the latter because of the fisticuffs that could result, but i dont punch that well.
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lee G (Lee G), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Saturday, 22 May 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)
i myself would love to do a sunday afternoon FAP sometime. I usually dont wake up until 2pm so maybe late afternoon. regardless, we should wait until Tom gets back from Engerland.
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 22 May 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 22 May 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 22 May 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― WANG, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)
This all being said, WTF is Natalie Portman doing hanging around the Columbia campus all the fucking time if she graduated Harvard in 2002? I can only assume Julia Stiles's dorm room has some top shelf parties or something. Her tinyness, and by her I mean Natalie, quite freaks me out.
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nobody Special, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)
Are you sure it's Natalie? I went to school with a girl who was her doppelganger, and I'm sure she went there.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)
Now I can't afford a drink in a place like Aaron's Place of Employment because I just blew most of my spare $$ on stuff at H&M so I would have something halfway decent to wear there.
― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)
At around 7pm, we make the call: we are not setting up outside. This means I have another bar to set up. I break down outside, and set up inside. All of this time, I am wondering whether the injury to the backup barback will prevent me from going to see The Streets thrusday (thankfully i found out later i was covered). So, its 9:30, and we are open in the second bar that i have set up, which means it is a perfect time for the bartender to show up! Anyways, I worked my ass off pouring drinks for the server, while at the same time we are making absolutely nothing at the bar.
I am exahusted, in pain from setting up two bars (carry bars worth of liqour outside, carry it inside, carry it to other bar, move extra cases of beer out of other bar). The one thing I am happy about: its friday, and that means the server i have a crush on is working at my bar, except, tonight shes not. She comes over to visit the bar (probably not me) a few times, and I hear her talking about california, and I ask her why she is going and she tells me she is moving there to do her last year of residency before she becomes a doctor. did i mention how cynical working at a bar has made me about the possibility of meeting literate women? so this hurts doubly. motherfucker.
its the end of the night, i make no fucking money. i get home, there is nothing here for me. so thanks to (in no particular order):1. ilx for listening2. krispy kreme donuts and the 24 hour mobil station near my house3. ali, the best cab driver in DC4. Gareth, for putting "high" by hyper go go on the mix cd he sent me over a year ago. if i had been listening to "lush life" tonight i would have cut myself with one of the myriad broken glasses i saw this evening.
anyways, im working on a personal ad: balding, formerly jewish agnostic marxist geek seeks (secretly smart) supermodel type for objectification and thai dinners. NB I live with my parents.
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 26 June 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Saturday, 26 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 26 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)
PINKO
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Saturday, 26 June 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― I am not a mandible ;-) (Barima), Saturday, 26 June 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 June 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Skottie, Sunday, 27 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 27 June 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 27 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 27 June 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)
i was referring to the standard "lush life" with the lines "romance is mush/stifling those who strive/i'll live a lush life/in some small dive/and there i'll be/while i rot with the rest/of those whose lives are lonely too"
in general though, i didnt start this thread out of any particular interest in natalie portman, its just that she came to my club.
im not really like allen or costanza. im not an especially handsome guy, but i am skinny and wear my alopecia fairly well. and i am fashionable. tommrrows employee party will see the debut of my beautiful new D&G shirt (i will try and get a digital photo taken if possible). also, my burgeoning alcoholism has reduced whining by at least 75%. how you like me now?
totally offtopic: i wake up to a radio alarm, and i have this problem: when i am in the process of waking up but still asleep, the music from the radio enters into my dreams, so when i wake up with a great r&b tune in my head, i think for a while that i have just subconciously written a great pop tune. a few days later, i hear the song on the radio. :-(
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 27 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)
GYLLENHAAL: What song best describes your current state?
PORTMAN: My current state . . . I’m trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. (laughs) I don’t know. I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene.
GYLLENHAAL: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don’t know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.
PORTMAN: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I’ve been listening a lot lately to “Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, “Wait ’til you see my dick”—which is just amazing because it’s whispered. (whispers) “Wait ’til you see my dick . . . ” (laughs) Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, “Oh my god! I can’t believe he just said that!”
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)
she's so edgy and cool
― musically, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)
"Wait ’til you see devendra's dick . . . ”
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)
What is that from, Interview?
― jaymc, Thursday, 10 September 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
yeshttp://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/natalie-portman/
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
Wow, I haven't picked up Interview in a long time. January Jones interviewed by Jack Nicholson??
― jaymc, Thursday, 10 September 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
Jake G seems kinda dumb.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 September 2009 06:16 (sixteen years ago)
The January Jones one is great - Jack Nicholson is a great interviewer.
― Roz, Thursday, 10 September 2009 06:38 (sixteen years ago)
it's just... great.
― Roz, Thursday, 10 September 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)