I can speak Egg Language (put egg before every vowel: my name would be Reggobbeggie Leggumsdeggen) and frequently use it(my dear friend can speak it as well) as a pleasing means of talking about people while sitting with them (also just for making people
we're talking about them). i was just interested to see if it has any currency beyond the west central scotland region....
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)