Wish me luck. I have an interview.

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So, I've been in this dead end dead ass job for six years. My lovely wife came across an opening at her company which would be perfect for me. I have an interview next week. Wish me luck bitches.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck dude!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

LUCK BITCHES

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Best of luck old chap.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck, poopypants!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Turns out Chris's wife will be his NEW BOSS! Imagine the comic hilarity etc.

Best of luck!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

that means she could totally haze him and not get fired!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is sexual harassment!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"You bet your ass it is! Now file THIS!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha. No, unfortunately she wouldn't be my boss. She does the complete opposite of what I would be doing. But she could still FILE THIS at anytime.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable (And Nine Inches Long).

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck! I just got a job at my girlfriend's company that she hipped me to, so obviously it will work out.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck, poopsy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 22 May 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck, Chris.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine the interviewer's naked. Or something.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought you were going to make furniture?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 May 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

May you have many luck bitches.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 May 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

as of right now the furniture making is a hobby. until I actually start producing pieces, i'll need something to get by.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Sunday, 23 May 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

o, unfortunately she wouldn't be my boss.

Make that: fortunately. Never work for family/friends unless you want trouble. :-)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 23 May 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

counting down the hours until i head off for the interview. im nervous as hell. i haven't had a proper interview in 6 years. But I know the person who will be interviewing me. So that helps a bit.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Use ILX as a reference.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Best of luck to you Chris! Try not to be too nervous!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll do fine! Fret not and keep calm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah that should go over well.

"Yeah chris is great he talks about vagina's, ass, shitting his pants. hire him. "

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is wise!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to put on my business tone when i go. So that means pronouncing my R's and all that crap.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck Chris. Don't ramble on unnecessarily and don't panic. You'll be fine. And you have a very very good reference already in the company. Why, you're as good as guaranteed!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Luck be with you Chris.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

For you my dear! Just give him a quick rub innit!
http://www.hwood.com/images/leprachaun.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Be careful where you rub him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell me. What are some good general questions to ask the interviewers?

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"So what time do we take our naps?"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

At the end of the interview, ask them what their impression is of you and if they have any concerns about how you'd fit into the organization so that you can address them before they sit in their mind and fester.

Ask anything about the company. History, challenges, future goals, culture, economic performance, etc.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So that means pronouncing my R's and all that crap.

heh I thought this was physically impossible for a Bay Stater.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

not one who must bullshit for most of his work day.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks everyone.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

again, good luck!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

er good luck!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my stomach is doing flips. i need to use the restroom.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't say "actually" AT ALL during your interview.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

gooooooood luck!!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I nailed the interview!

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You nailed the interviewer? Dude! *high tens*

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well done chris!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

it was two females mark, i nailed them both. ;)

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

euw, bad chris!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

not really.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

euw bad chris!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Second interview sometime next week. And apparently one of the interviewers went up to my wife and said I was a cutie.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

whoo hoo! sexual harassment ahoy!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as no one touches me bum im all for it.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay chris, well done you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

today 3pm, second interview. I bought a new tie.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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