I AM QUITTING ILX FOREVER

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― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

if only this ever actually worked

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What a tragedy.

― Several Nations Weep, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You've said this before!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Drama queen.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Be sure to Loop, Loop, etc. I like the icons in your email addy. How do you do that?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.youth2000ny.com/Help/crying%20baby.gif

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, how do you do that? And how do you post those great animated gifs?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam, you're better than this.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry

*looks down at floor*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

...oh.

― Tina Yothers, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

no he's not.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, don't leave yet, I need you to tell me if I'm fat or not.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

here's a hint: if you weigh a pound more than jon, you are.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Or if you're a woman.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Clean out your desk. Turn in your keys (though the locks will be changed). There are support groups for the disgruntled. Have a nice life.

― Maria D., Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/6882%20new.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no, women are mute objects of fascination that sometimes allow you to engage in acts of frottagry. or they're fat.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Frottaging mentioned on ILX. Finally.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Now we can rest.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

don't let the door hit your ugly, bony ass on the way out

xpost dude frottaging has been mentioned at least 3 times to my knowledge.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, a search tells me that it has been mentioned before, multiple times by both oops and Matt DC in particular. Figures.

hahahaha xpost

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

mr. perry was the first!!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

shocker of the new millenium

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

haha this reminds me of a thread i wanted to start...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm starting to realize that strongo is a comic genius...seriously.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely you mean "cosmic general"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Both, obv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the LOWEST ilx has gone?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh! It's Jon. Well, whaddya know?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, I'm going to need your gun and badge. Your GUN AND BADGE, Jon.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

Haha! Obviously, I meant to put an "on" in there. Oh well.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

FORM LIKE VOLTRON

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*collapses*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

NOW we need Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And Ally's boobs, too!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

dave is that some oblique tit-fucking joke?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like where this is headed.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - oblique tits - did not match any documents

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.24-31/rumsfeld.jpg

Also: the source

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss Jon already.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

he'll be back.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT WHEN?!?!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

2046

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's my hope, anyway.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

When the red sun and the twin moons of Boohutna are in perfect alignment, in accordance with the great one's wishes, he shall return, astride a platinum beast of fine breeding, an antique scabbard at his waist and venom in his blood. He will return.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

fags.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut it, tart.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually like jon. For what he is. I have thought about quitting ilx too so that I could do more productive things.

But then all I did this afternoon was watch Mystery Date on comedy central.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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the goatse of far too much you know what, no, I'm not going there

― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh.

― am0n, Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coincidentally this is my favorite black metal album

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

the girthy surfeit of butthole beef

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

Shitting ilx forever over a butthole beef

― sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

i was thinking about starting a thread called something like '5 frequently updated threads you frequent' but then i was like who gives a shit and didn't

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

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― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

5 frequently updated by me threads about jews i frequent

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

suspectterrain: Wrong on hall & oates. Wrong for butt county commissioner

― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

come on, spill

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh

^ one of my favourite mcdonalds campaigns

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

I'm... lovin' it?

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

there was a poster named christoff who is a partial match on some cross-referencing, specifically "pablum" and "gary myrick" and certain head-butting tendencies, but keep in mind this was from two min of sleuthing.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3320136/enhance-super-troopers-o.gif

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah i know, just giving you shit. <3

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

he lurks for 10 years yet has never blinked during previous H&O thread revives?

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

pablum

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

not a fat dude joke. it's a character archetype. He behaves like this guy.

Oh, he behaves like that other fat guy? I see the confusion now.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

About 15 years ago i was talking to record-store owner (and complete failure) who recommended Isaak saying that "tastes change as you get older". I still find his whitebread version of pablum undigestable and probably won't until i reach my shuffleboard years.
I can see why lots of folks like him, i'm just not one of them. For that mellow, "adult" sound, I'll take Nicolai Dunger or Thomas Dybdahl.
― christoff, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thomas Dybdahl -- The only thread
I know the kind folks at of ILM are busy with much loftier pursuits, but, not having a proper thread on this artist is a huge oversight. Apparently, this guy is "the man" in his homeland of Norway, could it be that Dybdahl so desperately wants to be part of the American scene that puts people off? Hell, even Allmusic has practically shunned him by including an incomplete discography/bio and only single review of his proper albums.
Starting from a strong pop foundation, Dybdahl weaves narratives into both the broody and effervescent stylings of americana and jazz. His side-project "The National Bank" even dips heavily into ectronica. So, where's the love?
― suspecterrain, Thursday, March 28, 2013 1:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

jaymc you are a righteous dude. why are you wasting your time doxxing this chode

― polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Don't mean to go "BAG MEN" on christoff, but it's a good guess, I think...

― jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

record-store owner (and complete failure)

― treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

Doxxing Chodes - the jaymc story

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

ＴＨＥＧＩＲＴＨＯＦＦＡＲＴＯＯＭＵＣＨＡＳＳＨＯＬＥＦＬＥＳＨ

― 乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

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― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

that the girth of this too too asshole flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

A jew?

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

gesundheit

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

Du bist immer so lieb, Vegemite?

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

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― am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

So pwetty

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

thank you jaymc, I feel like a scientist who just got props from Stephen hawking

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

ok.

i've done my part (for once).

now you ilx f*ckers - time to fulfill your role and keep me entertained for the next few months.

how on earth am i expected to stay employed without ilx keeping the day interesting

--- truthbomb ... how many of you folks use ILX to make day in your job more interesting ...

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

oooops ..
wrong thread ..

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

how typical ..

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

he will have claimed that the earlier match was somebody else's pablum

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

pablum hernandez

― treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

Pableum Hapa

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

So Pablum Picasso
was never called
....

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

Not like HOOS

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

99 pablums and a blecch ain't one

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

Bravo

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

i remember when i quit ilx forever

― clouds, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wipPRxEXAPY

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

In Russia, ILX quits you.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 May 2013 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

99 Luftpablums?

― Moodles, Friday, 3 May 2013 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

Pablum Ribbon Beer

― Ppd. (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 3 May 2013 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://blog.missesdressy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Peplum-Yes-or-No1.jpg

― Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 May 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.europeupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/San-Fermin3.jpg

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

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