I just ate week old Afghan food

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It was this ravioli-like dish, a dumpling with ground lamb that had yogurt-like sauce -- so I couldn't tell if its tartness was something to be worried about. It had a side of spinach, which was sour.

If I don't post back here tomorrow, assume that I am dead!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

week-old food = not necessarily a problem at all
week-old food containing meat = possibly a problem

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The meat had no strange taste -- though the amount of herbs and seasoning could've masked any rot. How medieval!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, well, that meat might be fixing to get medieval ... ON YOU!

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

your wisdom is great, leee.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you should go to the bathroom, stick your fingers down your throat, and try to empty the contents of your tummy into the toilet. thats what i do when i just get home, really drunk, and dont want to wake up in the morning still drunk.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 23 May 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest doing what you can to expedite its trip through your digestive system.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 23 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I live!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am assuming this food was refrigerated during the week in question. If so, then no shockah there. If not, I beg to inform you your reservoir of luck has just been drained and swimming or diving is prohibited for the rest of the summer.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the terrorists i tell you

― JaXoN (JasonD), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How long is the incubation period for DEATH?

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

About 87 years.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the dish you had is really good when it's not a week old, btw.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Too late! Leeefuse 73 is dead!

btw even a week old it was num.

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i had food poisoning last night and this morning, many trips to the toilet, it was either a chipotle burrito or orange juice?

― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I just bought a cool-looking snack at a Korean supermarket, but sadly only noted a date on the front that read Oct 2003 AFTER I bought it. The lettering around it is all in Korean so I can't tell if it's an expiry date or what...and the product isn't on the manufacturer's site any more. I haven't eaten it yet, but it looks cool: potatoey things in the shape of little squid. Phil thinks I should eat them, but Phil may want me dead.

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/squid-treat.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what's funnier, that it's a squid treat or that it expired in October 2003.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Squid snacks ain't no (nu) thang.

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No, apparently they're over 6 months old!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

They're dried snacks though, and should be able to keep for longtemps. I'm with Phil here, ~~DIE~~ eat!

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah sure, keep telling yourself that's a "squid" that that thing looks like.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, they don't look like squid, they look like rocketships!

They look all snack-foody. That sort of thing doesn't really go bad, does it?

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/squid-treat.jpg

rocketship.... riiiiight. THAT's exactly what I was thinking.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

So - did you eat them?

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where we nag Sean into eating a bag of dicks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep you are like genius

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

my god, it all makes sense now

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like the end of a prayer for owen meany

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ok I'm about to choke on my own throat ovah heah... hehehe

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, that's a bag of (dick/squid-shaped) crisps: how badly off can it be? Do it do it do it.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well? Were they squiddy or cheesey?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or deadly!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I decided that I'm not actually to eat them, but will send them to the next person who really needs to eat a bag of dicks.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Wuss!

I have mole sauce that expired sometime before my ex and I split up in 2001 (which means I've taken it with me twice when I've moved), only because I cannot open it. Neither a can opener nor a bottle-type opener will do it, and by the time I decided to just break the glass, it was years past its prime.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

that's weird!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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