Not quite slippery enough to elude the police

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Just read about a guy who got nabbed by the police after coating an entire hotel room in Vaseline...the entire room. This was from the Toronto Star:

We are quite non-judgmental when it comes to people's sexual preferences, but we think the guy who plastered his motel room with Vaseline is a mite kinky. After Roger Chamberlain checked out of a Motel 6 near Binghamton, N.Y., the cleaning crew found every surface of his room — mattresses, bedding, TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels — was coated with petroleum jelly. Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers (the 13-ounce economy size, we presume) and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can. Chamberlain was picked up by a sheriff's deputy a short time later at another motel, glistening from head to toe with Vaseline, and he's now drying out in the county jail awaiting trial.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

???

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

flies in the vaseline we are, indeed

scottweilandbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Binghamton, N.Y."

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha binghamton!

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

TS Binghamton vs. Rochester

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'awaiting trial' for what?

dave q, Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Being slippery when wet?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Massive free advertising for Vaseline(tm) brand petroleum jelly.

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, to be a fly on the wall...

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

flies in the vaseline, we are...

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"

Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew Barney to thread...

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 24 May 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)


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