Taking Sides: Kate Lawler Vs Jerry Lawler

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One of these people has endured great challenges, experienced huge public support for their battle, brightened up many a life and clearly works hard at having a strong and impressive body.

The other is a professional wrestler who once engaged in a battle with Andy Kaufman.

I was browsing the newsagent and spotted a familiar beauty pouting on the cover of the otherwise useless "Front" magazine. It was, of course, Kate - winner of the 3rd Big Brother and all round BABE. Man, this girl is hot, but she's no nekkid inside. Still, for that tush alone she beats out Jerry Lawler in this contest. Legendary wrestler though he is.

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh oh?

hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

So?

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

NO

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ho

Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 24 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't you that flange that started the I Love Sleeper board?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

no??!!

Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 24 May 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I Love Sleeper rocked.

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Calum? He's a Horror Journalist who writes for Shivers, Fangoria, and many other important Horror Mags....He's Scottish and he rocks.

..., Monday, 24 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you the troll that everyone hates?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you Ali's brother?

..., Monday, 24 May 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Muhammad?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Not right now, thankyou.

..., Monday, 24 May 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the troll that everyone hates, yes. Although why everyone hates him, I've no idea - I must have missed all the nasty things he does.

Oh, and Jerry Lawler. Having been on BB makes her = dud.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't work it out either. There's a 100 worse threads. Maybe a bit more deodorant wouldn't go amiss, but that's a minor gripe.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I tell it like it is.

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

How comes you've got up everyone's nose? I don't get it. Have you slagged loads of people off?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I tell it like it is.

Ooh you fibber.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

CRW aka C-Man aka Nutty Nigel aka Spoonered aka Calum does a lot of these threads, usually in the space of a few days. They never seem to really go anywhere (although they sometimes end up mildly amusing in a trivial retarded fashion due to what other people post on them) and very few people share his apparently genuine view that they are interesting topics worthy of discussion - to many it seems too inane for a place such as this. In the past though he was quick to start hurling abuse at certain people who complained about his habit, hence the 'hatred'. Perhaps it is all taken too seriously although i am still bemused that it all just repeats itself, as if it's a really worthwhile thing to do and to revive every now and then.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

but she's no nekkid inside.

huh? as in like she has clothes attached to her skin?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Inside the magazine.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

jerry the king lawler on the other hand, is often seen topless and bear hugging boys for fun. c-man otm there wanting a piece of jerry lovin'

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wrestlingphotos.net/Independents/KingvHTM1cr.JPG
C-man "if only Jerry were piledriving me instead"*

*hypothesised caption

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoi! I was never Spoonered or Nutty Nigel.

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

mange tout rodney you plonker you don't get anything for a pair not in this game say what you see if you see it say it i hate you butler oooh betty

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nuty nigel was that other bloke wasn't it? you know, the one who's really hard on the internet but couldn't steal a brick off a kitten in real life

chris (chris), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

.. but he was andy kaufman...

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

why did the kitten keep the brick?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

it was tied to it's tail, you see, it was a canal-ready kitten

chris (chris), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate Lawler is a babe though.

CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd never eat a babe cos a babe is a pig.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

'Hoi! I was never Spoonered or Nutty Nigel.'

But then you did deny being Calum the web movie journalist didn't you?

Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 24 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember Nutty Nigel, obviously. What was "Spoonered"'s shtick?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

terry funk did not like jerry "the king" lawler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SKJmFI9ik

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol, funk seems to genuinely hate lawler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6QasH8RXA4&feature=related

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

happy days.

OK, days.

Mark G, Thursday, 6 October 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is0oHPL-nis

JERRY LAWLER..YOU RAPED A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i saw that -- really nasty, very serious -- accusation about lawler made in a few of the clips i watched yesterday. terry funk said, over-and-over, that lawler was a "baby-banger." it was a cringeworthy moment, and it struck me as the kind of accusation that would normally be out-of-bounds, even for professional wrestling.

any truth to this allegation?

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

p well known fact, his *ahem* *personal life* is why he didn't turn up at survivor series 93 and had to be replaced by shawn michaels

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

but a 13 or 14 year-old girl? that's shocking, unless he was cleared of the charges (or at least informally exonerated of the accusation). otherwise i can't see how the WWE would let him continue as a performer or announcer.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

okay, i dared do a GOOGLE search on this. found wiki's entry on lawler, which says:

In 1993, Lawler was indicted for raping and sodomizing a 15-year old girl, which caused him to miss Survivor Series 1993.[52] The charges were later dropped, after the girl admitted she fabricated some of the story.

(emphasis mine). by contrast, an FAQ page on lawler -- linked to in the wiki article -- says:

Did he rape a girl in 1993?
In 1993 a 15-year old girl accused Jerry Lawler of raping and sodomizing her earlier that year. Soon after Lawler was indicted but before the case could go to court the girl admitted that she had made up the whole thing. Lawler returned to the WWF right after and the whole thing wasn't brought up again.

(emphasis mine). big discrepency here, and whether it's the former or the latter would weigh heavily in someone's impression of lawler -- but frankly, putting himself in that position is totally distasteful, even if he isn't guilty. and the fact that others in the wrestling community feel comfortable making light of the accusations strikes me as very strange.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno. Vince has a good history of dealing w/ shady characters. Jimmy Snuka killed a woman, Sid Vicious stabbed Arn Anderson and still worked with him for ages etc. etc.

Both with Snuka and Lawler, they had Vince in their corner much like footballers who get accused of rape seemingly *all* get the charges knocked off after agents get involved.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

fyi Vince McMahon is a absolutely reprehensible, amoral, Republican piece of shit...so...

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

I have a photo of me arm-wrestling Jerry Lawler

ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

fyi Vince McMahon is a absolutely reprehensible, amoral, Republican piece of shit...so...

can't be said enough. he is the ringmaster for the 21st century version of a carnival freakshow.

i didn't know that snuka killed someone! anyway, as to lawler and to state the obv., there's still a world of difference between the victim recanting just "some" of her claim, as opposed to admitting she made the "whole thing" up.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

going on wiki mainly because i cannot be bothered looking it up proper

On May 10, 1983, a few hours after Snuka had performed at a WWF TV taping at the Lehigh County Agricultural Hall in Allentown, Pennsylvania, Snuka placed a call for an ambulance. When emergency personnel arrived on the scene at Room 427 of the George Washington Motor Lodge in nearby Whitehall Township, they found Snuka’s girlfriend, Nancy Argentino, injured. She was transported to Allentown's Sacred Heart Medical Center, where she died shortly after of "undetermined craniocerebral injuries." Deputy Lehigh County coroner Wayne Snyder said, “Upon viewing the body and speaking to the pathologist, I immediately suspected foul play and so notified the district attorney." Snuka was the only suspect involved in the subsequent investigation. Charges were not pressed against Snuka, although the case was left officially open, meaning no official judgment on whether the incident was accidental or homicide was ever made. In 1985, Argentino’s parents won a $500,000 default judgment against Snuka in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia, although Snuka appears not to have ever paid, claiming financial inability to do so.[8]
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Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

pro wrestling is such a freakshow.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

that is exactly why i love it.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

iirc vince got snuka to do a mute savage act while vince himself talked to the police, or something along those lines.

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg&feature=related

appropriate jr buuuuuuuuuuuuurn

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 7 October 2011 05:49 (fourteen years ago)


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