chef boyardee

Uhh...is he hung?

http://www.chefboyardee.com/pages/home_flash.html

He was born, Stanley Abromowitz in Peoria, Illinois. He was a cross-dresser by day, and a donut maker by night.
He grew up with a penchant for young boys(hence the name "Boyardee" a.k.a : "Boy-Hardy". Only his closest friends call him the latter name). Desperate for something more financially secure, he developed a method of canning over-cooked, dubious-sauced pasta products that billions of children would eat and eat and eat.
He won an award for his high-stain factor sauces. "Who need's a boring red-sauce? Mine will be a toxic-orange color. Before I die, I will leave a mark on every child". And he did.
This Chef paved the way for so many new and exciting products.
Like Clorox Bleach for example.....

cooking w/ the dead, featuring chef boyardee and julia child!!

how long do u think 'til i get diagnosed w/ cancer?

paul newman has lookouts. looking every single day and making sure chef boyardi isnt doing acting in a movie. paul newman gives them free coupons to buy paul newmans food cans. paul newman has a 1800 number to call if anybuddy sees chef boyardi doing acting in a movie. paul newman is very serious.

chef boyardi has lookouts too. and chef boyardi wants to be in a movie very bad. but he knows paul newman is watching him. its a lot of trouble is caused. chef boyardi knows that tom cruise is a actor of the movies just like paul newman is. tom cruise does dianetics. dianetics is when you buy a book called dianetics at a bookstore. chef boyardi called tom cruise at home and asked him what he would do if paul newman didnt want him to do anymore movie acting and was very serious about it. tom cruise just said hed do some dianetics and everything would be aok. chef boyardi got very excited and asked tom cruise what dianetics was. tom cruise just said chef boyardi was too stupid to know what tom cruise was talking about. that made chef boyardi very angery and he drunked drived a car thru a dunkin donuts bulding.

fred and me eat cans made by chef boyardi. they are very good and dont cost too much money but there not free either. the supermarket makes cans just like chef boyardi but withouts chef boyardi picture on them. they just say supermarket on them and not have a picture of chef boyardi. they cost even less then chef boyardi but not too much. a lot of people wont buy a chef boyardi can becos they can get the supermarket can for cheaper money. chef boyardi dont even know this is happening. he wants so hard to be in a movie with chef boyardi he cant pay attentions to nothing else. he dont even know that paul newman is driving the roads in a lamborgini car and fooling with those chef boyardi cans. thats right. fred thinks paul newman gets in his car on the lookout for a chef boywardi truck. and when he sees one he shoots the driver with a sleeping dart. then he picks the lock to the door where the food cans are keeped and sweats a whole lot. then he goes inside and starts taking off the pictures of those cans and sweating very much becos he knows hes doing something not legal and its not just a movie.

when the driver wakes up he thinks he just fell asleep or something. after all the cans are dropped off at the supermarket the supermarket master sees that all the cans say nothing on them and doesnt know what to do. but he doesnt want to throw them down the drain and lose all that money so he just puts the supermarket name on them and says oh well.

paul newman cant fool all of the cans all of the time. just some of the cans some of the time. thats why if you go to the supermarkets theres still a couple cans of chef boyardi on the shelf. thats what fred says anyway.

i guess chef boyardi will never be a movie actor. thats too bad. but fred and me cant be movie actors either. not becos paul newman doesnt want us too. just becos we got no talent enough for a million dollar movie. fred said tom cruise would be fred in a million dollar movie though. i dont know what a movie about fred would be about. i asked fred and he said he didnt know either. just that tom cruise would act for fred in a movie that costed a million dollars and everbuddy weared sunglasses in it.

i guess that movie would be ok. but i told fred somethings have to happen in a million dollar movie so all that expensive money wont go down the drain. i told fred tom cruise acting in a movie could lose his sunglasses on a golf course and have to find them again or a bus would blow up and kill everybuddy inside. so there would be a adventure plot to find somethign very special for tom cruise and also save a bus with lots of people in it. fred had to think hard for a while if he liked that adventure plot or not. fred said as long as tom cruise got the oks by fred he said it would be allright. fred said too that at the end of the movie tom cruise had to give the thumbs up sign just in case someone who watched the movie didnt know if it had a happy or sad ending. i would never have thought of that but fred sure did.

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kinda craving some of this ravioli shit right how tbh.

i should pick up some cans of ravioli for the next world war/major earthquake/etc.

good idea except that shit is positively inedible cold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi