Don't Do the Crime if You Can't Pay Your Bill

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― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This whole Pay to Stay policy makes me think of Nirvana's Pay to Play.

Pay, Pay to STAAAAAAYYY.... Pay to STAAAAAAAY..!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"...runaway beverage and condiment costs..."

I've been having a big problem with this as well...

― andy, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't the police just grab handfuls of ketchup/mustard packets at McDonald's for the inmates? My grandmother used to keep cup fulls of those little packets in her fridge so she wouldn't have to buy condiments.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

He estimated that the jail could raise $25,000 a year and that the program
would cost $10,000 to administer.

Why doesn't he just donate $10K out of his salary if he's so concerned about keeping the jail open?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

or rather $15K.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You can make booze out of ketchup and jam packets. Very smooth, quaffable booze.

― andy, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blacktable.com/images/0309pics/pruno/ingredients.jpg

A helpful guide to making prison hooch called "Pruno."

― andy, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

'editor of American Jails magazine'
YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN JAILS MAGAZINE????
I mean really.
Australia's started that program for refugees. They are such bastards.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You can make booze out of ketchup and jam packets. Very smooth, quaffable booze

wasn't this a major plot line in the weird prison show/footballer's wives crossover last week? my flatmate was watching it and i saw something about making rhubarb hooch that poisoned everyone or something?

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just like the old days, when bankrupts were made to pay for their stay in debtors prison (as was everyone else in prison, but bankrupts are Alanis-approved in this context).

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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