how to leave iraq in three simple steps

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― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

1. BOARD PLANE
2. START ENGINE
3. TAKE OFF

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

4. Say, "Thank you."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

so obviously a piece saunders wrote on spec for the new yorker's shouts and murmers section.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1. kill the killers who want to kill the "killers" they view as killers who are only killers because the killers are the killers who killed first.
2. Leave Iraq.
3. Drop Nuke.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

How to leave office in three easy steps

1 Apologise for everything
2 Resign
3 Turn out lights

― ..., Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

From _The Art of Cheesy Poofs_, by Eric Cartman.

1. Fudge off.
2. Fudge yourself.
3. Get the fudge out.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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