An excuse to say all the really really mean things YOU never got to say to the ass that broke your heart

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SAY THEM HERE...Ok this is gonna be kinda fun. I'm preparing to run into an ex who is a COMPLETE asshole and deserves no pity for anything. so i'm going to run into him this weekend...his friends and my friends are getting together except he doesn't know i'll be there...and i want to know the meanest most spiteful and rudly sarcastic things i can say and or act like...suggestions please.

― anonamuss, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

like he's not even there. completely ignore him. no better way to treat someone who doesn't deserve anything from you.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

SHAVE YOUR COOCHIE

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really that upset that you cheated on me, but with HIM??? Come on!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

STUPID FUCKING HEARTLESS BITCH FUCK YOU I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU THAT MUCH ANYWAY BUT FUCK YOU BITCH BITCH BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK BITCH FUCKING BITCH ARRRGH I HATE YOU BUT I DON'T REALLY HATE YOU THAT MUCH BUT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BITCH I HATE YOU FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU. EAT HIS SPUNK YEAH YOU FUCKING HO.

FUCK YOU.

― anony2, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate that song

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally I wouldn't go. I'd avoid any situation which would wind me up sufficiently enough to start spouting vitriol in front of friends.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"At first I was really upset, but now I realize you were totally right. I'm so much happier now. I can't believe I'm saying this, but 'Thanks'." Then walk away and don't speak to him for the rest of the day. Literally do not make eye contact with him. It'll kill him.

― cramedog, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The only time my heart's been truly broken there was no one to blame and nothing could be done.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a similar situation recently...

I showed up at a party (ex was present, but I didn't know this beforehand) with a girl I dated in high school and I'd just recently been reunited. Lucky for me, she was smokin' (and, to be quite honest, slightly out of my league;)). We had an amazing time and I quite honestly forgot the ex was even there. Add to this the fact that the cool rock star for whom I was pretty much dumped was there with a fox that he went out with before my ex. And there she was, all alone. I actually felt kind of bad for her. So, my advice: make him/ her jealous. However, very important that it doesn't appear that this is your goal or you'll end up looking silly.

― Will (will), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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