Who would win in a fight: ILX vs. ILM

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Those other silly thread/board thingees on the main page dont count. They are the audience, if you must include them.

― Spinktortron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuck Eddy was in the Army.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

TOMBOT was a merchant marine...so, whats your point?

― Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX for sure...we are more well-rounded, and therefor sweeter

― mischa, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy-slap fight!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you are so full of shit.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX has a secret weapon ........ cute and cuddly KITTENS!!!

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am assuming that you mean ILE vs. ILM? Isn't ILM a part of ILX?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitches get stitches, Ally. Shut your fucking mouth.

― Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ILx includes ILM.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd take an undercard of ILF vs ILBB instead.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what I meant, you knit-picking whores.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost put a cigarette out in the ear of a London street tough for a lesser comment than "Bitches get stitches", don't make me come after you.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stanza101.com/oldstanza/images/hulkvsupe.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ARMY NAVY AIR FORCE MARINES!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ILE would win - but only because ILE would sucker punch ILM.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring it.

― Smacker of Kerneys worldwide (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO YOU DIDN'T SPELL MY LAST NAME WRONG.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be a pretty sad fight either way. Like I'm pretty sure if there's a Strawberry Shortcake bulletin board, they would kick our asses.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut that hole in your face that makes noise. Your mouth.

― Spell me Karniey (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

speak for yourself, bnw! I've been working out.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon byron, we're bad asses.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/london/kissing.jpg

― allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost yo Spinktor everyone else be coming up to NYC this weekend for Motherfucker you wanna come up too and say that to my face?!?!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://net.unl.edu/nextexit/water/images/navy_01.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/london/kissing.jpg

It's like the Four Horseman have reformed!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I dont know what that picture was supposed to prove other than the fact that Tom becomes a fruit when combined with alcohol. Kind of like dehydrated bananas.

― OMG, WTF Soup (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dehydrated bananas?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Im staying here for the weekend. For the following reasons:

-watching luke's dog
-lazy
-been out of town the last 3 weekends
-WWII Memorial opening in DC
-going biking
-i have a BBQ grill
-i have A/C and a fridge for beer

But thanks for the invite anyways, even if it was only to get punched by a dude...in your crotch. Slizzut.

― Spinktor @ DC (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ILC v. ILB! The battle of the brows.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, you know that dehydrating something doesn't chemically prevent it from still being what it was before, right? I mean, a dehydrated banana wouldn't become a fruit if you dump alcohol on it. They're not like slugs in which pouring something else on them will create a new entity.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Im talking about...banana chips...but...you dont under-...nevermind. Fag.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

u r teh fag.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

w33n0r.

― Allyzoy (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa I was just about to post something really inexplicably cruel. my mood is for shit today secretly. so instead I'm just gonna call you fagtor some more. Do you still have cicadas in your freezer dude?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I have lasers at my disposal. I will melt ILE into piles of goo.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

- interjection -

Ally, last night at Steph's launch BRYAN FERRY came down and I finally met this Liverpudlian playwright kid who now writes EastEnders who told me that 'Enders had a call from Morrissey begging for ANY part in the soap. They said they'd call him, y'know?

- end interjection -

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

...also it must be said that the newest lesbian dress tribe is 'member of Busted' ie. all Steph's dyke mates, especially humorous when 20 of them fall out of a '60s ambulance into Annabel's, this seriously posh Mayfair club with Austin Powers vibes.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

BRYAN FERRY???? I read the thing about Tracy Emin crashing the party on the art thread (I can't contribute to that thread, you and Hopkins are saying things better than my thoughts on it anyway).

The idea of Morrissey on EastEnders is inexplicably the funniest thing I've heard all day today. I reckon he'd be very good at being a soap actor.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

there's a disembodied nose in that photo

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that's jel

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

then ILE would win (by a nose)

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You know how I told you how she was seeing that gallerist? Said gallerist is neighbours with BF and thusly Steph has been down there to see him a few times. You'll remember she was trying to organise this interview with him and the record company thought it would blow their chances come LP time with the newspaper in question? Anyway he's dying to do the interview and has been acting like a bit of a professional 'show face at openings, wave' friend to her as a result.

Ker-ching or what?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so amazingly jealous right now it's not even funny.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OK here's where I rub it in: he sort of twinkles.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what I meant, you knit-picking whores.

It's nit-picking, you dick.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

OI DON'T TRY IT

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38258000/jpg/_38258593_the_streets150.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mattroc.muon.posiweb.net/images/updates/snd_ban1.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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