Things People Do In Pictures on ILX That You Have Never Done

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examples, please?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never drunk a load of beer, made a pyramid out of the cans then pointed at the pyramid.

I have never stared quizzically at a phone with a beer in my hand.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never detached my head from my body and hovered over major American cities ominously

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never laid down on a leather sofa etc etc.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been Ned Raggett.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 27 May 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never turned into a Badly Drawn Kit and torn down a building with my paws.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never wiggled my ass in a suggestive manner on stage.

Actually, that's not true...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never worn a trucker hat and shagged someones roommate up the ass on their sofa.

― ___ (___), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a picture?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never kissed stevem.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Of the sofa.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)
err...there was a picture of the wrecked sofa. That was enough. I just thought that might speed this thread up!

― ___ (___), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never had the most huge, horrible haemorroids the size of a football.

― ___ (___), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never sat naked in an awkward position in a bathtub while a fountain of my own dysentric faeces flies into the air and back down into my mouth.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god I remember that.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Took me ages to get the exposure right.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never used a DDR machine whilst being watched by Stevem, a kid and a granny.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 27 May 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been hugged.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been Ned Raggett.

In my case, I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oooh, is there a photo of someone that has been to themselves?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't, tho the opportunity exists:

http://www.norcoprint.com/images/streetlrg.gif

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nor have I been to here.

I have also never romped gaily around Finland.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 27 May 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been to me.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 May 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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