I dont know what just happened to my lightbulb...

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But that shit just blew the glass part out of the metal screwy thing in my ceiling fan and it landed on my carpet beind me...burning the carpet. WTF?

The end is upon us.

Its hot. In hurrrrr.

Spinktoricus the Confused, Thursday, 27 May 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Accident at work? Trip or fall? Call Claims Direct.

Little Declan ate glass when the glass part out of the metal screwy thing in his ceiling fan fell in his mouth etc etc.

Huey (Huey), Thursday, 27 May 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I just came home after being gone all day (11 p.m.) to find a light bulb shattered on my doorstep. The big exterior spotlight on a motion sensor above my door. I have to think someone did this on purpose.

Skottie, Friday, 28 May 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Once I was in some scout hall or something, and the bulb directly above me exploded without warning. Some dumb stinky quimfaced bastard thought I magically reached 12 feet over my head and broke it deliberately, and tried to have me kicked out, ignoring all the broken glass in my hair. My revenge came in the form of aforementioned dumb smelly quimfaced bastard continuing to be a dumb smelly quimfaced bastard.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 May 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)


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