TS: 1 ply vs. 2 ply

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I used to just buy 2 ply automatically... now I've switch to 1 ply and the roll lasts twice as long! It's 1 ply all the way now!

MD is now called "Angel Hair" and they really want to make that clear...

― andy, Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I once bought recycled TP, thinking, y'know, save the environment. A month of itchy-ass curbed that enthusiasm.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Travelling overseas really establishes just how pampered the American ass really is. They be using wax paper over there.

― andy, Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

India (or so I've heard) to thread.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

In the same vein as pampered american asses, there's also 3-ply.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"vein" was probably not the word to use.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

a friend of mine swears by cheap tp: "it lets you know you've been there"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I lived in India. But we, being pampered Americans, imported our toilet paper from the U.S.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I wipe my ass with pages from the United States Constitution.

― Lord Constable Ashcroft (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Is hemp absorbant?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had Eastern European TP where you could clearly see the tiny slivers of wood... I forgot paper was made out of wood.

― andy, Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had Eastern European TP where you could clearly see the tiny slivers of wood...

The toilet paper in my high school was that way, too.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

For to presumably to dig out the dingleberries?

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Problems with Kleenex Double Length [in Australia at least]:

1. It used to be 520 sheets per roll but now it's 400
2. It says 'Cottonelle' on the front for some reason

I don't care if it's nine million ply, it's shit now.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I use 5 ply. You cannot even imagine how great the extra two ply feel.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Pah, you get the same effect when you fold 2½ ply.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Little known fact is that the fourth ply and fifth ply grow exponentially in softness. Don't assume that each ply is the same. That is foolishness.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1-ply, because I love when I get the bootysauce all over my fingers.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Little known fact is that the fourth ply and fifth ply grow exponentially in softness.

Ply1:=Ply;
Ply2:=Ply;
Ply3:=Ply;
Ply4:=Ply++;
Ply5:=Ply++;
Ply5++;

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

'Cottonelle'

for some reason that makes me think of 'beverine'

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh, cocked that up.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ply1 = Ply;
Ply2 = Ply;
Ply3 = Ply;
Ply4 = Ply^2;
Ply5 = Ply^4;
Ply6 = does not exist (that is ridiculous)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

That's more like it.

All right, so who's to say I don't pick up toilet paper that uses Ply4 and Ply5 exclusively, and fold that over? Suddenly your five ply counts for nowt, and you cry and wash your fingers with Swarfega.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't do that. Illegal.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(is anyone else hearing me channel David Brent on this thread?)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't do that. Illegal.

THAT'S JUST WHAT HITLER SAID WHEN HE MARCHED INTO POLAND.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

NEEDS MORE PLY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

For to presumably to dig out the dingleberries?

Anal toothpicks? (We'd need vaginal toothpicks, then, for women who have been unlucky to have been born with vaginal dentata.)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, vagina dentata. I think.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Your vagina has teeth? What is this, Wicked City?

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY ALL DO

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't it be nice if someone would come out with "Egyptian-Cotton" TP? I can see it now: "I only use 350 thread-count on my ROYAL ASS"....
Anyway,
My preference would be that "high-maintenence" brand, Cottonelle WITH, ALOE & VITAMIN E. You gotta try it! Whether you are a FRONTAL, REAR-END WIPER, OR the prissy "dabber", this TP will leave feeling smooth and CARE FREE until your next visit to the W.C...... Of course I ALWAYS follow up with a Cottonelle Moist wipe. For one never knows who will be sniffing you asshole at any given moment...!

― craig hanzelka (craig hanzelka), Friday, 28 May 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You know a focused stream of water is superior to any brand of teepee.

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Friday, 28 May 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

SNIFFING YOU ASSHOLE

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 28 May 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You can you put on your pants with a wet arse? Yuck.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 May 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I once bought recycled TP, ....
-- The Huckle-Buck

this troubles me. Recycled? Or reUSED? What was it recycled from? Used toilet paper? Ugh.

― Skottie, Friday, 28 May 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

MD-is-now-Angel-Schmutz is 50 cents off at the register! unless they forget to rip it off and give you your 50 cents. In which case (most cases) they suck.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 28 May 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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