HOW TO PERFECT THE ART OF SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES OPEN

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i'm trying...anyone got any experience???

― Alexa Stevens, Friday, 28 May 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Close eyes.
Go to sleep.
Dream that eyes are open.
To hell with trying to appear awake anyway.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe just draw eyes on your eyelids.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

or wear those glasses that homer wears when hes on jury duty

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 29 May 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you trying to sleep with your eyes open? Do you want to be a goldfish?

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 May 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

IT HELPS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO THAT A GREATER PROPORTION OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN IS BLACK, THUS CREATING LESS OPTICAL DISTURBANCE

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 May 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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