The World's Largest Bratfest

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I love my state.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

why can't anyone make a decent veggie brat?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

because veggie brats are for pussies.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't you see SWAT?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

because veggie brats are for pussies.

yes, you are correct sir. I want to stick a veggie brat in my pussy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Idunno. Don't they have Boca Brats or something?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Record Set Memorial Day Weekend May 23- 26, 2003
4 Days-32 Hours-One Tent.

Brats Consumed in 4 days: 148,230
Brats Consumed in lbs.: 29,646 lbs.
Brats Consumed stacked end-to-end: 14.04 miles
Brat Consumed per minute: 77.2 Brats
Average Brats per person: Not Sure, But It's A Lot
Hot dogs Consumed: 29,520
Buns Consumed: 177,750
Pepsi Consumed: 5,765 Gallons
Cups of Pepsi: 105,417
Onions Consumed: 1,810 lbs.
Mustard Consumed: 153 Gallons
Ketchup Consumed: 201 Gallons
Sauerkraut Consumed: 5,580 Lbs.
Napkins Used: 93,000
Latex Gloves: 8,500
Grilling Capacity: 9,000 bph (brats per hour)
Charity Volunteer Hours: 6,808
Dollars Raised For Groups: $40,852
Money Raised Since 1983: $270,000
Bathrooms: 5 Unisex
Madison WI Population: 203,211
Brat Man: 1
Brats eaten per Madisonian: 0.73 per person
Tons Sold Since 1983: Over 118
Brats Sold To Date: 1,226,261
Brats Sold Since 1983 in Tons: Over 122 Tons
Cost in 1983-$1: Cost Today-$1
Celebrity Cashiers: 40

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah they are right next to the tampon section.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Boca Brats = barely edible

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

boca italian sausage is teh bomb.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually like the Tomato Basil Boca Burgers. I could see myself eating them if, you know, I didn't have any real meat.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I like other Boca stuff, just not their brats.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

also best real brats I've ever had = at Steve Albini's birthday party in 1998, he made 'em by hand. YEAH JOKE AWAY DORKS!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

omg, indie grilling-out cred

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Chunklet Pitch: Best Indie-Sanctioned Food You Ever Ate

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard Evan Dando makes killer chocolate sauce.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

dude that guy probably can't even roll his own joints, much less cook.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Gibby Haynes' creme brulee.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll leave where he gets the creme up to your imagination.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just telling you what I heard, s'all!

xpost Jesus Lizard should reunite just to record a song w/ that title.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll ask Ian Mackaye for his veggie brats of choice.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

jordan dude this sucks,
I can't go to Farmer's Mart
'cause of this damn thang

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the market out front of/around the capital on weekends? That fucking rules.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, Matt? The Bratfest is still in that Hilldale parking lot, right?

Or will you just be too full of brats to get up tomorrow morning?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, they used to serve some hellafied brats at the old Milwaukee County Stadium. Anyone been to the Brew Crew's new house to sample the fare?

― briania (briania), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

boca italian sausage is teh bomb.
-- lauren (jaguarrid...), May 28th, 2004.

ON TEH MARK

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't go downtown;
Farmer's Market Hilldale will
be all damn crowded

and for all three days
my west side will smell like phear:
minivans and meat

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't been to a basebeball game since I was a little kid, but I secretly want to go the new stadium just to eat hot dogs. And beer.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I thought you meant the farmer's market at the capitol. I never knew there was one at Hilldale.

Btw Matt, I'm going to Le Tigre at 8:00 tonight with some (now ex-)co-workers and maybe some Digdown cats if you're interested.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh snap dude maybe
me and my brother might prowl
over that way late

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MADISON RULES TEP YOU SHOULD MOVE IF YOU DON"T LIKE IT

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

so no one else read this "brats" like, "bratty children" then.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The World's Largest Bratfest = can't wait for Lollapalooza '04!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

looks like an outtake from this:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to the Bratfest in 2001 and 2002, the latter time I was spacing out pretty hard after consuming (i think) 6 brats.
Makes you miss Madison, have fun all who are going.

― Travis Brady, Friday, 28 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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