According to MSNBC, Jermaine Jackson's son is named.....

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..."Your Majesty".

Could this possibly be true?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 May 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

We can but hope.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I always say that if we had a baby, I would like to name it "Hello, I am a baby".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

my child is gonna be called Excelsior.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Excelsior O. T. M. Chu

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Supposedly, his son's name is "Jermajesty." That's a recent kid though. (Born like a year ago or so.)

His other children are Jermaine Jr., Autumn, Jaimy, Jourdyn and Jeremy.

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't Michael's kid named "Prince Michael?"

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

My baby will be named "EVAH!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(which is "!HAVE" backwards, by the way)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 May 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

OMGWTF?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 29 May 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

My kid will be called "Butterfly Evanescence Dave"

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

So much for thinking Jermaine was the "sane" Jackson.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there such a thing?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I always say that if we had a baby, I would like to name it "Hello, I am a ba-- @d@ml (nordi">by".

-- @d@ml (nordi [email protected]) (webmail), May 28th, 2004 6:04 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

that will make for an uncomfortable adolescence

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 29 May 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson's daughter is called Paris, after Paris Hilton of whom he is the godfather.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 29 May 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew a guy named Hismajesty. I shit you not.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 May 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What sort of sad, fucked up world is it where people are naming their daughters after Paris Hilton???

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't Wacko have two sons called Prince Michael, with the youngest one being Prince Michael II? I think I read somewhere that he's taken to calling the youngest child either Three or Third.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 29 May 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Jermaine seemed really sane when he did that 80's "epic" video with futuristic motorcycle gangs fighting in a desert where he was Romeo to Pia Zadora's Juliet. Very normal.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 29 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

well if you're going to go by epic postapocalyptic videos with ridiculous plotlines, every recording artist in the 1980s was out of their fuckin' tree.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 May 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

tangential post-apocalyptic video sidenote, but was the Police's "Synchronicity" video earnest or a parody? I didn't even know it existed until this year (thanks to VH1 classic) and nobody I've watched it with can figure out whether or not its a joke.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, totally earnest. What I can remember it must've been rather expensive for an 1983 video, even after the wake of "Billie Jean" and "Beat It." Plus Sting wore that outfit in some of the tour videos of the time.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I bring up the expense because it's hard for me to believe that something that expensive for 1983 would be parody.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what was expensive about it? They stood on paper mache trash heaps and mimed enthusiastically.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The custom-made raggedy outfits, for starters. And they had to rent a huge soundstage. And get somebody to arc-weld together all those...wasn't that a huge sculpture of junk guitars and drums, not paper maiche?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, paper maiche wouldn't hold up Stewart Copeland, I don't think. But it's been at least fifteen years since I've seen that thing...has Sting ordered somekind of media blackout of the video?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Kevin Godley and Lol Creme directed it, too!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The song is also not on either the original hits comp or the slightly expanded version, despite being a top 20 hit. I suppose Sting would rather we all marvel at the clips for "Every Breath You Take" and "Wrapped Around Your Finger."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 29 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but but... Pia Zadora!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 29 May 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly Police videos demand their own thread. And I still thought Jermaine was tenuously sane....silly video or not (remember, it was the 80s....everyone's videos were silly).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The words "rock star" and "sanity" is an oxymoron, Alex.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 29 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Jermaine was a "pop star" on a good day, never a "rock star," but point taken, Nichole.

― Alex "ROCKISM FOREVER" in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus to thread! (Concerning the baby name, not the "rock star" and "sanity" thing.)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 29 May 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't Wacko have two sons called Prince Michael, with the youngest one being Prince Michael II? I think I read somewhere that he's taken to calling the youngest child either Three or Third.

Blanket. That's the one he nearly threw off the balcony.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 May 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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