one of your parents saying "fuck you" to you, tell me your stories.

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any other permutation of the f word is okay too.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

here's mine: i was having lunch with my dad, and i was a little hung over and he insisted on a bottle of retsina. he was grousing abt the patriot act and the erosion of civil liberties.

him: it's taken centuries, i mean centuries, to build respect for the individual, and this is just the destruction of the individual all over again.
me: "the individual," who cares. civil liberties are a fantasy of the bourgouis subject.
him: fuck you.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i said "bourgeois" tho

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

bourgeois is a diry word, dude.

my dad uses the f word for flavor, much the way I do.

"what the fuck!!!"

"the whole situation was just fucked up."

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i dn't kep a diry.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw my mom flip
my dad off behind his back--
then we both cracked up

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

unsurprisingly this is not really all that uncommon around my house.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

memorial day @ strongo's: a one act play

him: will you stop that fucking banging? i'm trying to work in here.
her: will you shut the fuck up.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

No dad, what about you?

Fuck you.

No dad, what about you?

Fuck you.

Dad, what about you?

Fuck you.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny that sounds really serious, i'm so sorry!

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you too strongo!

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

er no sorry, that's a line from the breakfast club, strongo was reminding me of bender. my parents are angels.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

now I feel bad, that was pretty insensitive of me.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies of the governing body of my mum's school arrive at the door.

Me: Mum, it's the jehovah's for you
Mum: Fuck! Oh for fuck's sake. Fucking tell them to fuck off.

Her contract wasn't remewed, oddly.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a line from the breakfast club

i know! i was trying to fun there.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I laughed, teeny.

My girlfriend's parents swear like sailors. They call people 'fucker' as a form of affection.

Since I started going out with my girlfriend, 5 years ago, my increased swearing has made my parents loosen up a bit with their language too.

We are Australians though, so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Funnily despite that, my mum never swears, tho Dad lets one fly now and then. I accused him of being the Stan Zemanek of my family drunkenly at my brother's engagement party and his expression certainly said "fuck you" to me, thats for sure. Whoops.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(Dad's not really anywhere near like Stan Zemanek but it was pretty funny)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Stan looks so affable, though:

http://www.drfeelgood.com.au/essential%20images/pics/stan%20Z.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

except that he is seated in front of a ENDLESS PIT OF DARKNESS

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

He is the guardian of the border.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you better believe it. The man is Satan's minion himself.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Which makes me feel really horrid for namecalling my poor dad in that manner now I think about it, oh dear :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch."

Doesn't this sound familiar!

― Fr4ncis W4tlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Son?

Yeah, dad?

How was your day, son?

Great, dad! How's yours?

Super! Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?

Great, dad! But I got homework to do.

That's okay, son! You can do it on the boat!

Gee!

Hon, isn't our son swell?

Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds... horribly familiar for some reason.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(I mean as in on TV not as in my family are that sick)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. That was what Bender stated life was like at Brian's house. On The Breakfast Club, you know.

"So, did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"
"Um, no. Mr. Johnson."

Oh yeah. Original topic of thread. My parents never said "fuck you" to each other, but they did a surprising amount of cursing, even before I got up the courage to start uttering the occasional curse word in their presence, and my mother would occasionally playfully call my father "asshole", which we all knew really didn't mean much of anything. Ah, wonderful quirkiness.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god of course. I havent seen that film in so long! Weird that I spotted the fuckyou bit as that movie but not the nicey bit, haha whats that say about me? =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Americans using the term 'asshole' is quirky?!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never heard either of my parents utter this word. they're pretty square.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

My mum still gets mad at me if I say "shit" let alone anything worse! :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

My parents hardly ever say anything like that, my dad might if watching sport or something. Or very annoyed. I'm sure last year after a long and complicated mess up involving keys he shouted down the phone "that's fucking rubbish, you fucking get out there NOW".

I obeyed.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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