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Did you ever go through a period in yr life when you hated London? Indeed, do you hate it now?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I ask primarily because I went from liking it to hating it and I am now very much back to liking it again, even loving it. Details later.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

London and I had a love-hate relationship going on when I first moved here. Eventually I had to be all, "it's not you, it's me..." and we spent some time apart. We're back together now and things are much better.

sgs (sgs), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You are no real Londoner if you don't spend at least 25% of your time hating the place. Usually when you are trying to get around it in a hurry.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i was a big london hater for years and years.
nowadays i'm indifferent.
it's not so bad, etc.

g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i really disliked it around a month ago but back to normal now

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it about 95% of the time but then I've never claimed to be a real Londoner.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Matt I can see that. Although born in London, I tend to see myself as an adoptive Oxonian. I think my growing fondness for London is in no small part linked to the fact that I can travel there very easily and quickly at will, yet don't work there so don't experience the commuting hell you describe.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

If you can't be with the one you love...

Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the fact that I have a comfortable and pleasant commute really helps.

I used to resent London when I lived in the North but deep down I always knew I was just jealous.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt you reminded me: I hate it when I have to take any train-type transport at rush hour. Usually I fool myself into thinking I hate all my fellow passengers, though. Then I exit the tube/rail and storm off down the street, knocking into people and not caring.

sgs (sgs), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to dislike london before i lived here. shortly after beginning to live here i fell in love with it and, like tim, i suspect i love it around 95% of the time.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I go through periods of hating its guts and never wanting to see it again, and I decide that maybe we should reevaluate our relationship, and maybe I should see other cities, but they're never as as good as London, and the idea of living somewhere else is nice, but physically actually living somewhere else is ghastly, and I come back to London and say "OK, you know, we have our differences, but maybe we can work things out."

Story of my life, really...

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really mind the rush hour tube all that much, either - i've always got a book to read and that easily distracts me from any unpleasantness. i guess the fact that it's very rare for me to have to take it, so i've usually chosen to be there, makes a difference, too.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

so far this thread isn't really living up to its title.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Its all a cunning ploy to entice Dave Q out of retirement.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i think that most people who hate living in london in fact only really hate their commutes. as i have a nice easy bus ride, i still love london.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Having to leave it three times a week has just made me love it more.

Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't live there, and I don't love it, although I think I'll probably move there after the summer.

I hate a lot about it, but mainly because I don't live there and so when there am always hobo-ing, ie am street-level the whole time. I hate its self-importance, but then what's 'its'? I should just spend less time in Fitzrovia.

Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

what counts as a bad commute, anyway? i guess i have to spend about 20mins on the tube each way, plus a 5min walk at each end, which doesn't seem too bad to me.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hate a lot about it, but mainly because I don't live there and so when there am always hobo-ing

that's what i used to dislike about it, too.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate commutes more than anything else on earth. Which is why I don't "do" commutes. Or do anything to avoid them.

What do I HAAAATE about London? I hate SO MANY PEOPLE IN MY WAY ALL THE FUCKING TIME, JUST MOVE IT, JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO WORK, TOO OR JUST A TOURIST GAWPING AT BUILDINGS, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. That is my number one hate about London.

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

My commute = 20mins on overground train plus 10min walk. It is generally hassle-free, but having to do it on one leg is not fun.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i really hate Oxford Street these days. just being on it irks me. TCR and CCR are okay tho.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

what counts as a bad commute, anyway?

Cabbage to thread.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was a kid I liked London but of course having been born there I wasn't really able to make a proper judgement as I knew no different. I began to hate London when I went away to uni at Bristol. This continued when I returned after graduating to a brief period of commuting as a temp and didn't go away when I moved to Oxford.

I began to see the beauty of smaller towns and value what they had to offer. I particularly valued the fact that there was a lot going on near where I lived and I had to explain to ppl who originated in small towns that suburban London could be very dreary and boring - ppl from small towns whom I met at uni automatically thought of central London, not knowing and considering the suburbs.

I think when I went to Bristol and Oxford I forgot about the good stuff about my childhood - a loving family, no serious illness, good academic record at school - and concentrated on the bad stuff - being forced to do things I didn't like, other kids giving me grief. I put this together with the hustle and bustle and pollution and the drear of certain sections of suburbia and concocted a "London bad, small towns good" model in my head. This model was in no small way susbstantiated by the fact that I was undoubtably having a better time in Bristol and London, making lots of good friends and generally having a happy time.

Fast forward a few years. The veneer of Oxford had faded to some extent. The novelty of living in a small town had gone. It's a very transient place and many of the ppl I'd met had moved away. But at the same time I was no longer skint all the time and so could spend more money on travelling and having fun. I think joining sinister and ILX and going to more social events in London have led me to places in London that I never went to as a kid and in many cases couldn't (pubs and clubs). So I guess now I have the best of both worlds....I live and work in a small place and so don't experience the London commuter hell, but enjoy "dipping into" London on a regular basis.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

like Carsmile my commute is one easy bus ride but i really miss a nice long (but simple) train commute so that i can actually read (can't read on roads as get sick) - just changing once would be fine, anything else would be a pain. i used to commute from zone 5/6 west to zone 2 west on the Central Line and that only took half an hour and i managed to read most of the Metro by then or i don't know how many pages of a book (20?). an hour journey door to door seems good to me.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Oxford Street just about encapsulates everything I hate about London. Too many people. Too expensive. Just taking the PISS too expensive. And Oxford Street *is* my local shopping district. That was a feeling I got walking down Streatham High Street at the weekend, which was such a more pleasant experience.

x-post, argh...

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'the village idiot walks in Leicester Square' -- Cyril Connolly

I never go out in Oxford, Mark, only in London (and I've cut down on that), which gives me a stupid perspective on both.

Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry meant to type "better time in Bristol and Oxford" above.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabbage and Gareth have the worst commutes among the London ILX contingent still?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i rather like oxford st, actually. probably mostly because of what's off to the sides, but still. mind you it's not like i'm there every day.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, an hour and forty minutes each way? yup, it's not great at all, but hey, I read a lot, I play my gameboy a lot, I see the new Wembley Arch gently rise into the sky. But at the end of the day it's a crap way to spend three odd hours a day, still love London though.

chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Going out in Oxford is nearly always a pleasant experience if one avoids George Street. The problem Kate describes about people in the way can actually be annoying in Oxford too, particularly right in the centre - toursists taking pictures and language school kids in inplausibly large groups on street corners can create the same kind of hassles.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually experience a sort of simmering hatred whenever I'm on Oxford Street as well. It rapidly abates as soon as I step into any side street.

The rest of London is OK. Sometimes very very good indeed. I've never experienced commuting there though.

robster (robster), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

TCR and CCR are okay tho

Scalextric and Tom Petty better?

My bad commuting days were bad because they took me OUT of London; I'd have been happy to suffer the Bank branch bottleneck if I'd pitched up in the city itself. I suspect I'd dislike London more if I was a driver.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with the Beastie Boys; it's a nice place to visit, but a better place to rob. I'm happy to spend a day or two a year there, act like a vampire on Berwick Street, wonder around aimlessly looking at shoes in Covent Garden, never explore anything but the centre, amble round Tate Modern, etcetera etcetera, and then gladly come back down here to where I've got some space and air and can see the sea. When I was at university in Northampton I used to go down to London every couple of weeks, to gigs, meet friends, get drunk etcetera, and that was great, but I knew that I was never more than two hours away from where I lived (not always a blessing in Northampton!).

These days a part of me feels compelled to move there and be involved; that part of me is smaller than the part which likes to walk the coast path or intends to go kayaking down the Ex to Turf Locks. My 'dream' isn't to live in a big city apartment or townhouse, it's to have an old cottage in the middle of nowhere with plenty of space and air and water.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

How does your ex feel about the whole kayaking business?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

mark's posts remind me that i tend to think of london as being zones 1-2 and a bit of 3; i doubt i'd like living much further out.

toby (tsg20), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ricardo has the worst commute at the mo doesn't he?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

If you never explore outside the centre of London, your perception of how much space and green and air there actually is in the city is kinda skewed. I can walk for a mile from my flat to the Thames through largely uninterrupted green open space, and still get into the centre of town in 20mins.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

btw -- wtf is up with this £2 tube fare? are you guys kidding us? i'm sure that's about 40p up on last year.

Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

DC, I am starting to see the point of South London for those precise reasons. Actually, I should think seriously about your bit of South London coz it is pretty and has good transport to my work.

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken needs that £2 tube fare to pay for all the Faithless/David Gray gigs in Trafalgar Square.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I might rival those with tough commutes. Mine is three buses in the morning and three coming home. Much better now Ken has intervened. Still, almost three hours a day couped up. Lucky I like reading or madness would ensue.

I love London, but miss the sea.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

london's a nice place. shame about all the people in it.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The £2 tube fare doesn't go to Ken. The fare which goes to Ken is the bus fare, which has effectively gone down. Thanks to Ken and his busses I am actually considering living in South London which I have never considered as desirable or even an option before. (Yes, even while I was living there.)

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

My mother's house is right in the middle of a pretty dire suburban square which consists of just houses, schools and the odd (not very good) convenience store. To the north lies the North Circular, to the west Green Lanes, to the east the Great Cambridge Road (A10) and to the south Lordship Lane. It isn't a particularly rich or poor area; the houses are quite well kept but not spectacularly so. It's just....average. When I finished uni and returned to this area after experiencing all that Bristol had to offer and also having no money to be confined in this area was deeply dissatisfying and that - compared with the bustle after experiencing a smaller city - was prolly the apex of my London hate.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(She's not my 'ex' anymore Tim, we're back together.) She doesn't mind, she's known for ages that I've fancied doing it. I think she'll be content not to take part though!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but kayaking down her?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

get into bed.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Home? (as in your parents home, if viable)

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

meaning that you can't feel like an outsider when you're inside it... and steve's right. it'll make you feel glad of your life after a few days, in general.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

depends how you get on with your folks obv. - a lot of people go back to their roots when they feel alienated, to the point of cliche - like going back to HQ to evaluate what went wrong and what to do next.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I started to type something, but abandonned it. I don't want to dwell on depression or badness right now.

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the priory

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not sure how rhetorical your questions have been kate but i hope you find the answers you are looking for and soon (they are probably not on ILX, what with all the squabbling here lately)

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

just musing on the suburbs hate some more tho and thinking that one reason i like them is their certain reliability (because they don't have the fast blurry city-life dynamic so much) and the re-assurance they can offer (maybe only to those who grew up in them) on occasion (also tied to the idea that it's the suburbs supporting the city not the other way round - possibly what gareth was alluding to with his 'Wanstead = heart of London' thread from time ago). living urban rather than suburban would get to me too after too long, and suburban is the perfect term wrt to the way urban experiences are often homogenised and diluted (going out for the night in a suburban town - pubs and club(s), Mike Skinner-esque shenanigans etc.)...that strange sense of security and uniform at odds with the knowledge you can still encounter certain characters (friendly, dangerous, eccentric...) there too. that and it's QUIETER.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Loads of good stuff happens in the suburbs, it just generally happens indoors rather than in your face. This makes it harder to find, admittedly.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i am making a conscious effort not to squabble at the moment. i am going to be a bundle of joy from now on.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

One thing which tremendously increased my enjoyment of Ally Pally is one of my friends moving nearby(ish). It's made a big difference - given that the area is so anonymous. Even if I lived in a vibrant and interesting part of town, without knowing many people there I'd still feel somewhat isolated.

I do find the peace & quiet of Ally Pally quiet soothing - just wish there was easier access into town. Like Kate I rate 'ease of sleep' highly - and so getting off the nightbus after being out in the centre, and walking home in virtual silence always makes me pleased.

(nb I am, however, an extremely boring person.)

clive (Clive), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Clive is a nice name.

I can't agree with DC about the Irish. I only ever meet one Irish person in the borough of Lewisham, and he lives in Eltham.

the finefox, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, there are thousands of them, especially round the Forest Hill area. Although I went to a Catholic school in the borough, so my judgement on this matter may be skewed.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

something else under-estimated: living on the outskirts just far enough to make 'going uptown' a really big deal right thru your childhood and into adolescence. i always loved travelling into Zone 1, to the point where i looked forward immensely to growing up and getting a job there so i could commute in daily. oh the naivety of youth.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was a wee lad I thought getting the Tube to work every day would be so exotic. THEN I'd have made it in life! I'm almost over my crushing disillusionment.

clive (Clive), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to know about Ken Chu's experience living on the very top of Camden Road. he's in New York at the mo tho.

It's fucking noisy! There are 5 lanes of road traffic of combined caledonian road/camden road outside my flat. For the first couple of weeks I really had trouble sleeping but it's something you get used to very quickly (maybe it's easier for me cos i lived in Hong Kong for 12 years of my childhood years).

Sometimes I still long for the days when I lived in Highgate, when I come home from going out drinking, and I step out of the bus/tube and my street is quiet and tree lined and nice. But on Camden Road where I live now yes, it's noisy, but it's relatively cheap, convenient with local shops and supermarkets, choice of over 10 pubs within walking distance, close to going out places in islington, and various parks, great bus connections, i can ride my bike to work, and hilmarton tandoori is just around the corner. What more do I want?

It's also 2 mins bus ride to bowling alley/DDR machine, that's what.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

do you feel safe there ken?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

xxpost yeah aw when i lived in MK going to london on the tube was like a treat. now i take buses all the time. (so actually going on the tube is still a treat i guess. a sweaty treat tho when in the summer)

"going into town" in the weekends is still kind of a big thing for me though. even though i work there practically, it still feels different.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You get on a bus for a two-minute ride? Why not just walk it? Or does that sap vital DDR powers?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

we are going bowling at Rowan's soon btw

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

steve i think so. I think at first I had my reservations about the place, but having lived here for almost a year I realised that it is pretty much safe, I've never encountered any aggro, and living so close to the main road makes me feel that I'm very unlikely to get mugged (since there are always about 23 other people on the street!)

If you leave things unattended, though, they'd get nicked. My car got broken into the first day i parked there. Then 2 weeks later some essex wanker drove like a loon and ran into it while it was parked. Solution: don't have a car.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

matt sometimes i have my bowling ball with me and it's quite heavy! and it's hard to resist when there are like 5 buses per minute going the same direction on the same road as you.

steve really?? count me in pls!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
i live here

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

i would live there

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

its 1am, im lying in bed, the window is open, i can hear the traffic and the sirens on holloway road, and on seven sisters road, the sounds of the city

i prefer it to music, often, the sounds of the city at night, through the window

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

i stayed in one of the ex-council tower blocks once, off jamaica rd, in bermondsey. 23rd floor, dj ss mixtape playing, or maybe dillinja. to see the city at night like that, from that height, i havent been able to since

i know though, and i can hear it out there, right now. perhaps i'll always hear it

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

more than ever, now

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Gareth, you're great. :)

JimD (JimD), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I have never thought more of moving back than I have in the last 24 hours. In fact, I am sitting here still considering it, and I may just do it.

I Named Veal (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

We love you, London

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm moving there in Sept. My friend Ann moves in 2 weeks. My friend Louise moved there last month.

After 7 years away from the place, I cant wait to get back there.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

I am even prepared to eat a FULL meal at Nando's right now.

Nevada Lime (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

i am moving to london in the new year.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

Let's not go overboard, Nevada.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I hate London, sorry.

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could be there now, in a weird way.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

I've never really gelled with London. I've been going there on a semi-regular basis since I was 18 (which is 17 years now, age fans) and I still can't find my way around. It's like the city conspires against me and I lose all sense of direction once I get there.

Bits of it always seemed very broken down to me. Everywhere my brother's lived there seem to be boarded up shops and dingy looking newsagents. Everything seems crowded and close to the street and full of minicabs.

Of course, the famous bits are wonderful, even when full of gawpers like me at Christmastime, and the last time I was there, when I met ILXors for drinks, that was great.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

Reading this thread back, I'd just like to say that I Love London too, even though I've never lived there.

I like the argument above that places are in London because they're on the Underground. The most remote places ever served by the Underground were Brill - a small village about 10 miles north-east of Oxford - and Verney Junction, a station in the middle of a field somewhere between Bletchley and Bicester.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

This defiance and sentimentality is all very well, but right now I think the thing that'd make me happiest is for Dave Stelfox to come onto this thread and say "You know what? I still think most of the people in this city are cunts". It would reassure me hugely.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 9 July 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

the defiance is a good thing. i would like to partake, but in all honesty i just feel what's happened has made life here more squalid. everyone looked so sad/terrified on the bus yesterday morning. i walked down 7 sisters this evening, and it was great everyone was still keeping on. but i know on monday morning, i'll feel that much more shit.

n_RQ, Saturday, 9 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Cockney Wanker is a character from VIZ based on a stereotype of the male Cockney (someone from East London). He is a thief, conman and charlatan who speaks in impossible rhyming slang and spends his days drinking, selling stolen or unworkable goods to passers-by on the streets and being violent to his wife. He wears lots of cheap gold jewelry or Argos Bling and East-end gangster dark glasses, and is often seen smoking a cigar.

His appearance is based on that of Mike Reid's 'Frank Butcher' character from BBC soap opera EastEnders.

His name, as it contains an obscenity, is 'spoonerised' whenever featured on the front page of an issue of VIZ, as it would be easily read by children whom are otherwise not entitled to buy the magazine. Hence he becomes 'Wockney Canker'.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 9 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I never found Viz funny.

Nevada Lime (nordicskilla), Sunday, 10 July 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
me either

calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Sunday, 18 December 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

i saw some stuff about spitalfields in the 60s the other day, and how (very) older residents would remember jack the ripper (btw, are people saying it was sickert that was the ripper now?)

i cut through spitalfields market the other day, on my way to aldgate, i hadn't realised half of it is now gap and starbucks and new offices, and the rest shunted into the other half

i dont know what i feel about the preservation people, and their attempts to save the market. im not sure ive ever liked spitalfields that much, its felt 'heritagized' as long as i can remember. im not sure the 'character' of it remained worth saving (on a strictly personal level), and as for the building, well, when they save buildings now, they just save the edifice, and put chain stores and corporate firms inside dont they. is it even worth it?

terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 18 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Sickert was certainly considered one of the suspects and has been for some years. These things go in and out of fashion so I'm not sure if the cutting edge of Ripper Studies now considers this laughable.

Although I hate the bland, preserved Spitalfields and the way it is endlessly, lovingly photographed over and over again by flickr dullards (and the same goes for the South Bank and the City etc. etc. etc. - those flickr people annoy me.. sorry, I digress), I suppose on balance I'm glad some of these old buildings have been preserved. I mean, if they were torn down it would just be Broadgate style developments with Starbucks etc. which seems like a bad thing right now but of course would be a good thing viewed in 2050 when such architectural schemes will have acquired a charm they currently don't have.

Oak (small items), Sunday, 18 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

am i a flickr dullard?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

No

Oak (small items), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

aw

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm not going to name anyone but there's a kind of person who restricts themselves, more or less, to the London Eye, Tower Bridge, St. Pauls, Fournier Street/Spitalfields, Broadgate, Canary Wharf towers, Battersea Power Station etc. etc. .. oh, and perhaps a bit of graffiti on a wall, because it's so urban and gritty.

Oak (small items), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

heh, fair enough. Broadgate is particularly dull, apart from the neon grid.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)


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