People who have worked in fast food - divulge corporate secrets here.

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.. especially the disgusting secrets ...


(spinoff of Things that you know are disgusting but that you constantly crave anyways)


For instance, did you know that Arby's roast beef is not roast beef at all? It's oriented strand beef. .. Meat scraps with some kind of bonding agent - it comes in a plastic bag all gooey - then they microwave it and it turns solid.

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Tell your stories that would turn someone off of fast food ....


dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ewwwwww.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard a few (the pus filled cyst in the McChicken Sandwich etc) but haven't (so far) been put off. Mind you, I live in a country where we eat haggis and 'scotch pies' so it may take more than corporate secrets to curb my fast food desire.

Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't relive the pain

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i dropped a pizza on the floor once and then put it back in the oven for a minute and served it (i checked it wasn't for a frail old lady first).

30% meat-by-sight to thread!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Do not be rude to people preparing your food (this applies to 'posh' places as well as MacTucky King) unless you want to eat what they can extract from their bodies in the time it takes to cook.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I know someone (who can't tell you this himself, in case he gets into trouble, the individual Carsmile alludes too) who had a tour round their pastry products factory, and saw for himself what goes into sausage rolls - huge square blocks of pig, that only have to be 30% meat by sight. Which does mean that if there's a huge bit of fat in the middle, and the only real meat is on the outside of the block, it goes in anyway.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew I was right to stop eating sausage rolls.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, 50% lean by sight - I'm blaming carsmile

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I useed to work in Beshoff's in Dublin, which is a fish and chips place, and we were usually too busy actually working to fuck around with the food. Plus the management were pretty serious about keeping things clean and making sure we didn't get into any trouble. I think the worst thing we ever did was pretend that pollock was cod, and occasionally show up to work drunk.

I've no idea what it's like now, though.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the worst thing I found about working with food, is that the customers are by nature hungry, there's something disgusting and dehumanising about dealing with hungry people all day, particularly when they're ordering disgusting food. It was awful, people just saying "oh and some egg and bacon on that too!" with a desperate look of madness in their eyes.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW, the stories don't have to be disgusting.. Mundane truths about things that are hyped by marketing are also welcome..

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I also remember that I always got a double seat to myself on the bus going home, because I stank of fish and chip fat. Mmmm.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, do you still have trouble with people seeing you eat?

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you used to work in Burdocks, accentmonkey! Next thing I'll find out that you never actually served Elvis Costello. It was Aimee Mann in a beard, I bet.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mcnuggets are the size of a large acorn when they get to the restaurant, they are then injected with fat using a grouter and fried.

lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea that somewhere out there, you can get a job manufacturing big cubes of pork filled with lard.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A college buddy who claimed to work at Taco Bell HQ told me that the ground beef is mostly boiled off the heads of the animals. Thrifty thrifty!

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to tell a story or two about Corky's in Knoxville TN where I worked one summer in college but then I realized you all already know well enough about me and barbecue sauce.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That McNugget fact sounds far too good to be actually true.

I used to work in a franchised Burger King. It was so grim that Burger King UK central opened up a directly managed branch not 200 yards from it in an attempt to drive it out of business. They succeeded.

There were many horrible things in there, including mayo foulness that would make Ronan chuck, but the worst thing was the milkshake machine. The 'shakebase' was introduced into the machine via a cupboard in the bottom. Inside the cupboard was a bucket which you filled with the white goo. You then put a big hose pipe thing in the bucket, which hoovered gobbets of the goo up when milkshakes were required. This cupboard, to my knowledge, was never, ever cleaned; opening its door usually dislodged a flurry of dust which would then fall into the bucket. If that wasn't bad enough there were long dangly bits of mould hanging from its ceiling. I never actually saw one fall into the bucket, but they never seemed that securely attached, if you get me. I have never had a milkshake at BK ever again.

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I once had breakfast at an Asda (classy, eh? It was the end of a LONG night) and I remember seeing one man slopping an entire polythene bag of egg slop the the size of a small child into a big chute thing. This, several minutes later, was what ended up on the plates of my fellow diners. Ewww.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Had they actually put a small child into that machine and it had come out eggy, now that would have been a story.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I once gave a vegetarian woman a who ordered a lemon and herb vegetarian pita an extra hot chicken pita. And all the muslim people had their chicken cooked on the barbecue cause it wasn't where we usually cooked the bacon, but sometimes we cooked the bacon there anyway.

Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking up someone's karma: C/D

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have expected by now someone to admit that the special sauce is just 1000 island dressing.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza Hut pizza dough ain't really dough. Frozen disks, add a bit of really greasy oil, let sit.

My dad has been to the secret McNugget factory in Alabama.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard a rumor that the largest purchaser of bloodworms is McDonald's Corp.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

never eat arby-q's. theyre a clever way to dispose of the older 'meat' by disguising it in bbq sauce.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad has been to the secret McNugget factory in Alabama.

-- hstencil (hstenci...), June 9th, 2004.

Did he ever return?

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This girl I dated last year once worked for McDonald's and claimed that they weren't actually as bad health-wise as everyone claimed. Then she told me she once did a lot of speed around that time.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, he returned. They wouldn't let him in while the plant was operating, though.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Were English school children taking a field trip to the plant that day, by any chance?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

two of my cousins worked for wendy's. the chili is made from burnt/elderly hamburger meat.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

For instance, did you know that Arby's roast beef is not roast beef at all? It's oriented strand beef. .. Meat scraps with some kind of bonding agent - it comes in a plastic bag all gooey - then they microwave it and it turns solid.

Stop! You're making me hungry!

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that KFC chicken pot pies are old chicken from the days bafore.
Don't yous eat 'em. I heard them chickens ain't really chickens at all, but they farm 'em without feathas or heads in rows like the Matrix.

Most Bugga King bugga patties are made of soybeans, not beef. That sucks a fat one.

There's fish in McNuggets too.

Mr. Mincemeat, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I once was a taste-tester for KFC.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

all wendy's junior cheesburgers have a little bit of Dave Thomas in them. This is post 2002, of course.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything at McDonalds, we're talking burgers, nuggets, drinks, fries, sundaes, mcgriddles etc.. is made from Soy - even the napkins. (note I have no evidence or even anecdotal statements to back this up, I just *believe* it).

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i once worked at a chinese food takeaway place, and i cut my finger with the aluminium container, and some blood went on the edge of the container onto the paper cover and probably some on the food, so i wiped it off the cover and put it in the bag. The food probably tasted better than usual for this reason alone.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Boyd Rice's story about working for Taco Bell in the seventies to thread...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I once worked at a pretty classy restaurant in a major north american city. My first night, I cut off the tip of my thumb while preparing the soup. I bandaged myself up and kept working, but the tip was never found.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

never eat arby-q's. theyre a clever way to dispose of the older 'meat' by disguising it in bbq sauce

This is pretty standard stuff for any kind of restaurants. Roast chicken on the menu today, chicken curry tomorrow. Burgers today, chilli tomorrow. They all do it.

I worked in a shop once where we had to slice meat. I sliced a little sliver off my finger and bled on the ham. My boss rearranged the slices so the blood didn't show and he sold it anyway. This is the same shop where we used to go over the best before dates on the lemonade bottles with a black marker.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the concept of "elderly" hamburger meat.

mandee, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"We lost a lot of good patties on D-Day."

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i was trying to convey past-it but not totally spoiled.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I know! I love it!

mandee, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

it's an adjective that has done me right over the years.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

people have no respect for elderly hamburger meat nowadays, that's the real problem.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Boyd Rice's story about working for Taco Bell in the seventies to thread...

oh do tell.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it's all in the re/search pranks book. the one i remember is that he would hide in the bell tower and yell insults at people in the parking lot.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

One day, unloading a shipment of foodstuffs while working at Boston Market, I looked at the fine print on one of the large turkey boobs we used for our sammiches, discovering that they were in fact "hormonally stimulated chicken breast"s.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oooh la la!

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a corporate secret but don't tell anyone.....

....working for mcdonalds sucks.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend once made a hamburger come to life by playing Van Halens "Everybody Wants Some" and attaching cables to it.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BOC Wins Ayamas Nitrogen Supply Contract, Extends Global Poultry Leadership Position
Tuesday June 8, 3:18 pm ET

MURRAY HILL, N.J.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--June 8, 2004--BOC (NYSE:BOX - News), the leading global solutions provider to the food industry, has signed an exclusive liquid nitrogen (LIN) supply agreement with Ayamas Food Corporation Berhad, the integrated poultry-processing arm of KFC Group in Malaysia.

Ayamas Food is the single largest player in the Malaysian poultry business. Ayamas supplies poultry products to all KFC and Pizza Hut restaurants in Malaysia and Singapore. It also supplies its own restaurants, Rasa Ayamas, which serve local cuisine, and a chain of corporately owned convenience stores.

BOC negotiated the deal through its Malaysia affiliate, Malaysia Oxygen Berhad (MOX). According to Weng-Tat Kan, sales manager, food and beverage, MOX, the contract followed MOX's successful installation and operation of a BOC 30-foot cryogenic tunnel freezer at the Ayamas poultry processing plant in Port Klang, Malaysia. Ayamas selected BOC's freezer after head-to-head performance tests against mechanical freezers showed that only the BOC system was capable of meeting Singapore's strict food regulations for processed chicken.

Weng Tat-Kan said, "Our ability to access information from BOC's corps of global technology experts and from BOC's Internet-based knowledge management system enabled us to design a production solution for Ayamas that could be implemented and supported locally."

Bill Baker, vice president, food and beverage markets, Process Gas Solutions, BOC, said, "This win clearly demonstrates BOC's competitive advantage in the market place. We understand the food market and our customers' processes better than our competitors, we share information globally and provide solutions tailored to the customer's need."

World poultry production is growing at about four percent annually. Four nations, the U.S., China, Brazil and the European Union account for 70 percent of the production. Brazil, which has the lowest production costs, has experienced double-digit growth. Thailand, which only has three percent of the world's production, is growing at 13 percent annually. The United States poultry market is growing at about two percent; the remainder of the market is relatively flat.

"As the world's leading solutions provider to the food industry with the broadest offer of equipment, customer process knowledge, and gas supply, BOC is well-positioned to take advantage of the poultry industry's growth. BOC is the world's leading supplier of carbon dioxide and liquid nitrogen for the cryogenic chilling and freezing of processed poultry and can design, deliver and service a wide range of freezing equipment and technology to customers located anywhere in the world" Baker said.

Food processors look to BOC for the engineered solutions they need to achieve total process control in their plants. BOC uses the best available services and technologies to help customers address their atmosphere, microbe and temperature control needs. Customers benefit from BOC's experience and expertise in providing a range of custom offerings, such as ozone and U/V light technologies, cryogenic gases, modified atmosphere packaging, and water management services so they can deliver the highest quality food to their customers.

The BOC Group (NYSE:BOX - News), the worldwide industrial gases, vacuum technologies and distribution services company, serves two million customers in more than 50 countries. It employs 46,000 people and had annual sales of over $7 billion in 2003. Further information about The BOC Group may be obtained on the Internet at http://www.boc.com.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)


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