Okay ILX, can you help me with this James Bond Picture Request?

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This is going to sound weird, and it's a tough one, but I'm a major Bond fan. I especially love these Bond girls... so how about a picture of a James Bond girl (say, Ursula Andress because she's always been my favourite) being crucified by - I don't know - a group of jungle natives wearing only loin cloths?

I told you this one was going to be tricky, and sound strange, but if any forum can help me...

Thanks
Ed

― Ed Topps, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Ed,

Not at all. In fact - this request has proven so popular that Ms Andress agreed to pose for such a picture, which has now become legendary. In all its glory, here it is:

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/motcg-ab/motcg-ab_shot7l.jpg

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So you named your penis Ed Topps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo. Ned. There's only one penis on ILX and he looks like Miles Hunt after a visit to Dunkin Doughnuts.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(Note: This thread - even by my standards - is genius).

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/oneill/Baby14.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I might have the movie that pic is taken from on DVD. It was from a set of 2 really horrible horror movies on DVD that my sister got me for xmas one year. I can't remember what it's called though. It has Stacey Keach in it.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Prisoner of the Cannibal God" aka "Mountain of the Cannibal God". The third entry into the Italian "mondo cannibale" genre.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

NA, you are remarkably indulgent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Ned. I thought you'd never come around to complimenting me.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. It wasn't me.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What a terrible movie.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup. Not as bad as some of the other cannibal films though.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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