Pam Ayers

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Oh for fuck's sake.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, my message vanished!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

She's in the honours list. She wrote another 'poem' to celebrate. She read it out on the radio over the phone. It was gross.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in the birthday honour's list
I do think that's a bit of luck
And so in order to celebrate
Me and my husband had... beef stew.

― Pam Ayres (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, Trevor Brooking: why?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it end with 'good luck'

ha ha x-post

― de, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear that is an x-post....oh dear

― de, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My tribute to dear old Pam will follow

― de, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so glad to hear the news
On my radio today
Pammy's been given the CBE
For making our lives less fucking dull

For years I've heard her work
And thought it rather blunt,
Harmless stuff though it may be,
She really is a bit of a silly old moo

I remember reading her doggrel on tv,
The way she smiles, the way she sits,
Dressed to repress you know she knows
Men at home strain to see her teeth

I hope I don't seem unfair,
She desrves it because she's famous,
And on this day I hope her husband
Gives her one in her neglige
I mean breakfast the next morning of course.

― de, Friday, 11 June 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

that's "I remember her reading her..."
sigh nevermind

― de, Friday, 11 June 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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