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What are the greatest words ever to come out of the mouth of Homer Simpson??? My personal favourite, ' To Alcohol, the cause of & solution 2, all of life's problems'.

― @l@n, Monday, 14 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"...64 slices of American cheese..."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey Marge, we've done this one, aint we?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

("So sad, yet so sexy, yet so delicious.")

― a (nabisco), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Grout, I do so love Marge's response to that:

"Ye-ah, 5 billion times across many internet forums, wasting bit after byte of storage space that could, I dunno, be used for free education programmes or providing free online access to the classics of literature"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

meantime... further reading material..
"Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much but you're living in a world of make believe with fairies and leprechauns and dancing frogs wearing fancy little hats"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lisa "Hey! Bart! Use the fucking Search function"
Bart "Don't have a cow, man"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Homer: "ILX... Is there anything they haven't done?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Homer says drunkenly to social worker:

'Look, the thing about my family is there's 5 of us, Bart, Girl Bart, the 1 who does'nt talk, the lady with the blue hair & the fat guy, how i loathe him!!!!!'

― BleachYourSpeech, Monday, 14 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

my favourite homer moment is where homer has become enraged by Mr Burns' never remembering Homer's name. the room is dark and you hear spraying noises, then Burns flicks the light switch and Homer has a can of spray paint in his hand and on the wall behind him are 5 foot high letters saying "I AM HOMER SIMPSON" and with perfect timing Burns exclaims "Who the devil are YOU?"

― don (don), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hmm, THAT will require a tetanus shot."

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"It works on so many levels."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleachyourspeech's suggestion is a personal favourite too.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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